For Christmas this year, my parents bought me a Spike Milligan book - a rather warped version of the Old Testament - which to be honest, did not really grab my attention, religious I am not.

However, I ran out of decent books, so decided to read it on the train, which in itself was a mistake because I'm convinced Married And Scarily Normal Couple ( Read more... )

I'm afraid I know nothing about HTML coding so it isn't pretty but...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY REGGIETATE!

I hope you have a great day and get everything you want :)

*hugs*

( Ramblings of a girl with too much free time )

This is just a random post full of random things that are floating around my head and I have to get rid of...

Firstly.

http://www.hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/

This would be the weirdest, most pointless website in history. But check it once and you will find yourself with the obsessive urge to check it repeatedly, multiple times a ( Read more... )

Title:- Doughnut Girl
Author:- Bella, though due credit must go to my best mate and (though unwittingly) Ian.
A/N:- I don't own the tune of Jingle Bells. This latest piece of insanity is down to a weird hairstyle, and was written to induce hyperactivity and combat boredom and the factors of cubic polynomial functions...

( Ding Dong! Loony Land City Centre! )

Compiled due to brain melt during the world's most boring Career's talk...

( Welcome to Loony Land... )

Okay, I read the hilarious examples on Denial and felt compelled to try it. 3 words. What. The. Fuck.???????

The Adventure Of The Donkey

Stephen and Cutter were out for a mystifying Valentine's walk at the end of the rainbow. As they went, Cutter rested his hand on Stephen's eyelash. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so ( Read more... )

I heard a truly terrible joke today, so for my own amusement (one of my many faults is laughing at my own jokes) I compiled a list of ten terrible jokes that I've heard in the last 12 months. Admittedly, mainly from my brother and my dad.

1. If I'm holding a green ball in my right hand, and a green ball in my left hand, what have I got? Kermit the ( Read more... )