I always wanted one of these.
Before you add me you should be warned that I don't always add back.
This isn't a LJ race to see who has the most friends, this is my life through my eyes, with my words. And I'd like to sleep free at night without worrying whether they'll end up on Oprah under a different name. I don't joke as much here, and I attempt to abstain from talk of EDs (and I encourage all of you to do so as well).
If I keep you, it means I like you, and if I don't, it means you smell like poop.
-Ashley