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what did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when he caught her in bed with an elf and his erection?
'at least I ain't fuckin no reindeer!'
what did one elf with a boner say to the other upon discovering that the whore Santa bought them for Christmas was really a drag queen?
'at least this year it ain't no midget!'
what did the elf boner union rep scream at Santa at the start of holiday season?
'wadda ya mean we gotta leave the assembly line before jerkin-off?!'
'at least I ain't fuckin no reindeer!'
what did one elf with a boner say to the other upon discovering that the whore Santa bought them for Christmas was really a drag queen?
'at least this year it ain't no midget!'
what did the elf boner union rep scream at Santa at the start of holiday season?
'wadda ya mean we gotta leave the assembly line before jerkin-off?!'