Super Mario

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You have to feel sorry for Princess Peach. Not because she keeps getting kidnapped, but because her boyfriend is a workaholic. When he isn't playing soccer, baseball or golf, Mario is busy throwing parties, racing karts or impersonating a doctor. Apparently, spending "quality time" with your significant other isn't a big priority in the Mushroom Kingdom.

~Ben Silverman

LOL. just thought I'd share.