Your Hands Are In My Hair, But My Heart Is In Your Teeth: Epilogue (2/2)

[x_avecia_x]

Title: Your Hands Are In My Hair, But My Heart Is In Your Teeth
Author: x_avecia_x
Rating: I want to say R, but in all reality probaby it's NC-17
Warning: profanity, smut, mentions of drug addiction, some things that could be construed as violent.
Word Count: 2,241
Disclaimer: I do not own Community - although I would totally marry Dan Harmon then claim half

Comments

[classicfreak]

Now, don't get too weirded out by this because I just watched the Community Cast reaction to winning TV guide cover an so this might just be a mush of happy/tears/overjoyed lunacy. Please bear with. (this may be in essay form, but that's only because I love you [in the way a complete stranger can love another complete stranger over the internet because they cause the other's heart to swell in happiness over her amazing talent in fanfiction.)

FIRST PART
There is no way Jeff WASN'T a geek in high school. Most popular jocks from highschool turn into bottom of the rungs in College and are always talking about the good old days well into their 40's, and since Jeff never talks about his past it would mean it was less cool then his current on top of the world status. I love that he is a comic book junkie and instead of saying he was holding them for abed or any other completely unbelievable excuse he fessed up and defended his pride and joy ... then got rewarded with sex. Some guys get all the luck.

I always knew that Annie was addicted to passion, and though Jeff wasn't too long in his classic winger saviour speech, it was full of passion and Annie couldn't help her self but to jump his bones right then and there. (Not that I can blame her)

I also love that though I think Jeff will spend the least amount of time in the kitchen as possible (IE not cooking or doing the dishes)He wanted to christen the kitchen first. Annie was adorable in the way she didn't demand their first time in their new house was on a bed, waaaay too cliche for them.

SECOND PART
I AM NOT GOING TO LIE; I TOTALLY WANTED TO SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF ANNIE! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GO AWOL WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO MARRY JEFF WINGER? IT'S LIKE THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT TO PEEING ON YOUR OWN PROPERTY! (My friend forced me to watch Must Love Cats on the Animal Planet where they talked about spraying)I didn't even think of her falling back into an addiction YET AGAIN because it just seems like life is working out perfectly for her, and in the words of Elle Woods (though this doesn't exactly work) Happy people just DON'T kill their husbands (in this case happy people just don't turn back to the drugs that ruined her life for a second time)

But then I awed when it turned out she needed Britta (Toads cried at her death, did Troy die of a broken heart shortly after? WHERE ARE TROBED?)I was super sad, but I understood that even thought she's really happy that they are in this particular timeline that things might have been different. Annie loved Britta (and had she been alive I toads see her as maid of honour no matter how much she rants about the 'actual' meaning of marriage)and Britta was a big help in getting them together.

Jeff ruled the day when he said he was positive marrying her was perfect; every organ inside me blew up and I ended up in a puddle of emotion, (mostly happy)trying to read the rest of the story through a haze of happy tears.

AND THEN I SCREAMED BECAUSE THIS WAS THE LAST CHAPTER BUT NOW SHE'D PREGNANT AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN AND NOW I AM GOING TO DIE BECAUSE THERE IS JUST SO MUCH MYSTERY! Please at least tell me they're going to have more (with no miscarriages)and possibly the names of their fictitious offspring.

this has been the most crazy word-vomit filled comment in the history of my comments.
(NGL everytime I try to write a word like History I always write it Histroy first. I NEED MORE COMMUNITY TO FIX SUCH A PROBLEM!)

[x_avecia_x]

Holy crap what a review! Awesome!

I agree that Jeff was a geek in high school - at least through middle school. I'm really pleased with how that scene turned out because I wanted Annie to take charge as opposed to Jeff because Annie I think would be a bit paranoid about what the move actually would mean and I think sex is a level that she and Jeff both connect really well on so maybe it was also a way for her to calm her own nerves about it all :) (Sex with Jeff Winger would do the trick for me anyway!)

But yeah, Annie can be frustrating at times to write, especially when I was trying to come up with a way for Annie to get to Britta's grave and it sort of came from there - I wanted the reader to think Annie was getting cold feet when really (as we find out at the end) she's panicking because she's calm about getting married, she can handle that but adding a baby into the mix really is a major, major thing for her. After all, she was a call girl with no prospects only just over a year before. I just figured that Annie needed a little extra strength to accept a kid too.

And although this is the end of this particular fic I can promise you that they live happily ever after in their house with the white picket fence and 2.4 kids :)

x

[classicfreak]

I'm sorry that the mental filter I used to have has broken and I've lost the key to the place it's in so it may not ever be fixed and you'll be plagued with long comments with lots of caps, because I just have a lot of feelings.

There was just no way that Jeff could have been that cocky in highschool, and not be brought down a rung in College. I LOVE that he is a comicbook nerd, because it fits in so perfectly to who Jeff Winger is. He could be Peter Parker (without the spiderbite) or Clark Kent (one that wasn't born on Krypton)because he hides so much of who he is just to be considered normal in society (aka amongst his weird-ass classmates.

Annie is definitely to one to get all worked up over the move. she is insanely organized and really suspicous of new people that she would continuously worry about the movers looking through their things and just taking whatever. She would demand to do everything themselves. I can see Annie reverting to her old ways of doing something she knows she does well (such as homework, or sex. You have Annie be a callgirl and not have her be AMAZING at sex) to get her mind of things that are overwhelming her. I think it's kind of hilarious that she suggests the kitchen because she'll be the one in there most of the time and she will remember that the first place they have sex is in the kitchen. I can see her standing at the stove making soup for their children for lunch and looking at the counter and blushing, remembering how they christened the counter and hearing the moans they made and being pulled out of her memory by her little children asking her why she's blushing so hard.

I'm so sorry for what I just wrote.

I'm not kidding, I seriously wanted to punch her in the face. you FINALLY got together and you try to ruin it. You FINALLY move in together and you (thankfully) DIDN'T try to ruin it BUT THEN YOU GO AND RUN AWAY WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE AND EVERYONE IS MAD BECAUSE YOU WERE FINALLY BACK TO SOMEONE THEY RECOGNIZED AND YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT THAT FREAKS EVERYONE OUT AND OH LAWD.
I have to admit I was kind of shocked when Annie was just sitting infront of her gravestone talking to Britta. I wanted them to be bestfriends soo bad in the show, but they're only kind of friends and it makes me sad, but this was great. I can see Annie being totally awesome at being a mother, it's something that I can definitely see her doing and it makes me happy to know it's with Jeff. Jeff was literally one of the best things to happen to her.

I LOOOOOOVE IT!

[x_avecia_x]

I love the fact your mental filter is on the blink! And if you're the CAPS LOCK Queen then I am the ! mark Queen. You'll figure that out soon enough :)

I'm glad though that during the moving scene that Jeff and Annie (in the way I've portrayed them in previous chapters anyway) still rang true. And hot damn you do have the most incredible and filthy imagination - that was wonderful the image of Annie cooking for their kids in her apron a la 1950s housewife having erotic recollections of her and Jeff on the counter top! Love it!

I'm glad you were mad at Annie because it was meant to be like that - the frustration you felt was kind of what Jeff was feeling. So, mission accomplished!!!

x

[classicfreak]

I glad that that didn't come off as weird to you, I know sometimes things pop into my head and I don't realise I wrote it until I look over the post AFTER I've posted it. It's a curse but it's usually hilarious to me, so I like it.

I don't like to be mad at my namesake because it's just ... Annie. I love her and eventhough she does stupid things (oh look, it's a pot calling a kettle black) she's still someone I don't see, or find it hard to see, fighting against something she seriously wants.

Misson Accomplished and then some!