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FRIENDS CUT!

Sorry, my f-list was getting way too difficult to read. If you can see this post, you stayed. I only cut you if we've never spoken or don't seem to have a lot in common. If you really, really want to be added back, comment here.

Comments

[arwensong]

But, but, but...I guess I never was friended by you to start with, sob. But we have so much in common! Hats! Chocolate! That back row in the movie theater two weekends ago when...wait, that WAS you, wasn't it?

Arwen, thinking maybe she shouldn't do shots in the movies

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OMG I NEVER EVEN SAW THAT YOU FRIENDED ME!

*ADDS*

[arwensong]

Well, I don't like to tattle or anything, but you did seem a bit tipsy...you kept saying "four more years!" which NO ONE in my crowd says, you know what I'm saying? But you look so darned cute in that hat, I just had to add you to my life long friend list. Oh, and the Will. Boy, are the kids gonna be mad.

Arwen

PS Thank you for friending me, *smooch*

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Oh dear lord, I'm sorry. I can only hope that I didn't say anything as offensive as this gem.

[arwensong]

It's okay...we just poured more vodka down you, plopped a Aretha hat on your head and you were good to go!

But you gotta wonder about folks who put stuff like that in writing, like, who do they hire to do the writing for them cos we know they probably can't do it themselves, lol!

Arwen, wondering when they're all leaving for Canada like they swore they would, damn liars