angry

May 10, 2006 12:33

Dear One,
I keep a screenname on at all times just in case you might want to talk to me. When times get tough I think of how you hurt me and resolve to become a robot.
Dear Two,
I run around masquerading as your best friend, when really I have all of your half-naked pictures stored away for each and every rainy day. And yes, that rhymed. You are my perfect girl.
Dear Three,
I say inappropriate things to you and encourage your awful behavior because I love the attention. I keep your fully naked pictures on my computer so that I can send you text messages about them on snowy days (I'm already busy in the rain.)
Dear Four,
I would do anything to look cool for you. Please keep making fun of one of my only friends.
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