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I promise,
I'll let you lay in my bed right after I make it.
And I'll listen to you talk about cars all day.
I'll agree with everything you say about music,
Even though I probably don't agree.
I won't make fun of anything you do.
Even when you sleep and your eyes aren't closed all the way.
I'll get you an English bulldog and a pot bellied pig for Christmas.
I'll never tell you that you have a big nose.
I won't fall asleep when you come over.
I won't make you watch Desperate Housewives with me,
Or make you tuck me in at night.
I'll never say "easy on the stripes."
Or have you bring me pizza after work.
I'll hang out with you everyday,
And take you with me everywhere,
Even when I'm just hanging out with my girl friends.
You can be right about everything,
I don't care about that anymore.
I'll never get a tattoo.
I won't walk away when you're talking,
and go hang out with your brother.
I'll never get mad at you for calling me "Muffin."
I won't say that my car is better than yours.
You'll never have to buy me another chocolate dipped ice cream cone.
You can wear the same outfit everyday.
And never cut your hair.
You don't have a gap in your front teeth.
And you can put the baby in the trash whenever you want.
I really will take you to Disney World.
I'll be just as happy if you never get me a Land Rover.
I won't tell you that everything I do is your fault.
And I'll save my money better like you told me to.
I won't say "okay kyle..." when you tell me we're getting married.
I'll believe you when you tell me that you heard crank that soulja boy before everyone else.
I won't get mad when you eat all my applesauce.
And I'll never run out of propane for the grill,
So you can make Steak whenever you want to.
I'll stop sleeping with my cats,
So you're eyes don't start itching.
I'll answer every one of your text messages.
And I'll use Mozilla instead of Internet Explorer.
I won't make you carry all my stuff in your pockets.
I'll never make you pick up other peoples garbage in parking lots and throw it away with me.
I'll quit smoking.
I won't work as much.
I won't make you come out and get me when I come over.
I'll never call Marley "marsupial" or anything like that.
We can rub our love together through our baby blankets everyday.
You can sleep on any side of the bed you want.
I won't call you at 2 in the morning asking for toilet paper.
I'll always call you poodle and never an idiot.
And you can push me in the bed crack and take pictures whenever you want.
I promise.
Just come back.
That's all I want.
I'll let you lay in my bed right after I make it.
And I'll listen to you talk about cars all day.
I'll agree with everything you say about music,
Even though I probably don't agree.
I won't make fun of anything you do.
Even when you sleep and your eyes aren't closed all the way.
I'll get you an English bulldog and a pot bellied pig for Christmas.
I'll never tell you that you have a big nose.
I won't fall asleep when you come over.
I won't make you watch Desperate Housewives with me,
Or make you tuck me in at night.
I'll never say "easy on the stripes."
Or have you bring me pizza after work.
I'll hang out with you everyday,
And take you with me everywhere,
Even when I'm just hanging out with my girl friends.
You can be right about everything,
I don't care about that anymore.
I'll never get a tattoo.
I won't walk away when you're talking,
and go hang out with your brother.
I'll never get mad at you for calling me "Muffin."
I won't say that my car is better than yours.
You'll never have to buy me another chocolate dipped ice cream cone.
You can wear the same outfit everyday.
And never cut your hair.
You don't have a gap in your front teeth.
And you can put the baby in the trash whenever you want.
I really will take you to Disney World.
I'll be just as happy if you never get me a Land Rover.
I won't tell you that everything I do is your fault.
And I'll save my money better like you told me to.
I won't say "okay kyle..." when you tell me we're getting married.
I'll believe you when you tell me that you heard crank that soulja boy before everyone else.
I won't get mad when you eat all my applesauce.
And I'll never run out of propane for the grill,
So you can make Steak whenever you want to.
I'll stop sleeping with my cats,
So you're eyes don't start itching.
I'll answer every one of your text messages.
And I'll use Mozilla instead of Internet Explorer.
I won't make you carry all my stuff in your pockets.
I'll never make you pick up other peoples garbage in parking lots and throw it away with me.
I'll quit smoking.
I won't work as much.
I won't make you come out and get me when I come over.
I'll never call Marley "marsupial" or anything like that.
We can rub our love together through our baby blankets everyday.
You can sleep on any side of the bed you want.
I won't call you at 2 in the morning asking for toilet paper.
I'll always call you poodle and never an idiot.
And you can push me in the bed crack and take pictures whenever you want.
I promise.
Just come back.
That's all I want.