what the bloody hell.
What the hell is wrong with Emmerdale?! I mean seriously, some of the actors need to be sacked, then sacked a few more times. I mean, I know that I'm no actor, and suck even more than them, (yes, it is possible), but please, I've watched Emmerdale faithfully for the last ten years, and don't appreciate all these new bad actor characters. And I've just realised, I'm doing nothing to get rid of the northern stereo type that we all watch Emmerdale. The truth is - we do. Just something I gotta say. I mean, I've even visited the village a few times. You can't live within fifty miles and not visit it! (when I lived up north, just a hop over into Yorkshire, it's not in the south of England, obviously.) On the subject of the soaps, you may have noticed this is being posted at the time of Eastenders, but I can't watch it, because its been recorded, and we are watching some Strictly reruns of last season, because if I don't see Austin and Tom's jive again I will die. Literally, die. And I'm going to put in my bit over the whole race row, it was bad taste, yes, but a mistake, can we move on, after all, Anton is a stupidly nice guy, who I would give my right arm to meet. And I wish Brucey didn't have to put his two pennies in, because he makes me cringe enough without me having to think about him being some weird old dude. And, for the first time in six years, me and my Mum are going to do something rather strange tomorrow night. We're going to watch X Factor live, and record Strictly. Mainly, because right now, John and Edwardo have grabbed me more than any Strictly contestants, who are all really annoying this year, and because the BBC are putting it on for two hours straight without a break, which is NOT a Brucey bonus. It's awful. Last week it was cringey, cheap and nasty. Luckily, I remain a faithful Strictly Super Fan, and will be watching, but not live. OH, and by the way, my 10 votes for the two shows still count, but I have to vote during the live show for Strictly, so I'm going on what I've seen on It Takes Two, and I know what time the voting lines open, so it goes like this : I like three couples, so they will each recieve one vote. They are, Craig and Flavia, Ali and Brian, (for Brian, cause he's a sweetie), and Layla and Anton, (again, for Anton.) Then, John and Edwardo get my other seven votes. Once I get my Strictly favourite though, which won't take long, it goes back to five each guys, so you better buck up and hope people vote for you. I'm slightly annoyed that the two favourites to go on the X Factor tomorrow are John and Edwardo, and Kandy Rain. I don't like Kandy Rain, and find it annoying that they can't spell Candy. But, hopefully the judges will save John and Edwardo because they are much more talented, have more fun, and will get the crowd going.
Now, I've just realised this is really long, so I'm gonna do some history coursework while keeping my eye on Strictly, then watch Benidorm, cause I'm northern and love watching comedies full of dirty northern chavs.
ax
ps - dr. smith was in charge of my bus today, and he gave me a wave on the way on ;)