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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I gave _belbis a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In April I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Sunday I pulled over and changed pretty_panther's flat tire (15 points). In September I bought porn for celes196 (10 points). Last Friday curry_chicken and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been nice (25 points). For Christmas I deserve a wedgie!
Sincerely,
x_acid_queen_x