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For kicks..or because im a proud southerner. HOLLA back all my southern girls, Kelly(Georgia) and Erica(Alabama) for sure.
Southern Women Know . . .
1)Southern woman appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin
A winning smile
That unforgettable Southern accent
2)Southern women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"No, thank you."
3)Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"
"Love your hair."
4)Southern women know their summer weather report:
Hot
Hotter
Hotter than Hades
5)Southern women know their three Rs:
$$$ Rich
$$$$ Richer
$$$$$ Richest
6)Southern women know their vacation spots:
Florida
Cruise ships
Any place with air conditioning
7)Southern women know the joys of June, July and August:
Summer tans
Wide brimmed hats
Adorable sandals
8)Southern women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah
Sweetheart
Precious
9)Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind
10)Southern women know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football
11)Southern women know their country breakfasts (all at one meal):
Fried eggs/fried taters/fried apples
Country ham/sausage/bacon or pork chops,
Homemade: biscuits/jelly/grits/gravy
12)Southern women know their Ps & Qs:
Pecan pie (pronounced "puh con" not pee-can)
Praline Punch to "quench" the thirst
13)Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Atlanta
Charlotte
Nashville
N'awlins
Richmond
Savannah
Wal-Mart
14)Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in Wranglers
Men in uniform
Men in tuxedos
15)Southern women know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Beauty Salon
The Country Club
16)Southern women know the three deadly sins:
Bad hair
Bad manners
Bad Dancers
Now you run along, Shugah, and send this to some women who were raised in the South-or wish they had been.
If you're a male, you hug that Southern woman of yours and say "I'm a lucky man!" three times out loud.
If you're a Yankee transplant, FAKE it....we know you got here as fast as you could!