steve, steve, steve...
What the fuck?!? You know steve, friends are something you don't forget about... I mean if I had asked you for a ride and you forgot it's one thing, but you fucking asked me if I wanted to go see rocky horror. Shit! You have been talking about draging me to it for like the past 6 fucking weeks and I fucking call you and you're downtown. You completely forget. You fucking dumbass. You're all like "Well, I'll see what I can do. I'll call you when I'm on my way." Then you fucking call me and you're all like "I just realized I've got five people in my car I don't have room." Seriously, what the fuck?!? You missed your one and only chance to have me watch it.