I want to be a writer
"It doesn't take long"
It doesn't take long to realize that you've been eating three day old brownies. But theres nothing better to wash down those brownies than warm 2 day old milk. This is whats known on the streets as a "bad idea."
It doesn't take long to realize that you will be graced with at least 3 bad ideas a day but there is no lock on how high your imagination can soar and how many ideas you will have a day. The tell-tale sign of a bad idea is when as soon as you've finished the act, that is once its too late, you'll say to yourself "the next couple of hours should be hell."
No one exactly knows where a bad idea originates although it is my person belief it is your dead ancesters playing tricks on you. But that point is neither here nor there. This a little story for your entertainment about the worse idea that was ever had by young Alexander.
This all starts on a monday morning. He decided to get out of bed, which can be understood as the worst decision made that day.
"I think i should regret eating those brownies," he said aloud to the mirror as he studied himself, "but i really dont."
Alexander was lying as he had just spent most of the prevous night with his head hung in porcelain.
Exiting his apartment it didn't take very long for alexander to realize he made a mistake by losing his umbrella. By the time he made it to class he was dripping wet. This caused confusion among the other students as it had only been slightly raining. Alexander had a 25 minute walk, and 25 minutes in even a drizzle will still make you pretty wet.
It doesn't take long to realize that you've been eating three day old brownies. But theres nothing better to wash down those brownies than warm 2 day old milk. This is whats known on the streets as a "bad idea."
It doesn't take long to realize that you will be graced with at least 3 bad ideas a day but there is no lock on how high your imagination can soar and how many ideas you will have a day. The tell-tale sign of a bad idea is when as soon as you've finished the act, that is once its too late, you'll say to yourself "the next couple of hours should be hell."
No one exactly knows where a bad idea originates although it is my person belief it is your dead ancesters playing tricks on you. But that point is neither here nor there. This a little story for your entertainment about the worse idea that was ever had by young Alexander.
This all starts on a monday morning. He decided to get out of bed, which can be understood as the worst decision made that day.
"I think i should regret eating those brownies," he said aloud to the mirror as he studied himself, "but i really dont."
Alexander was lying as he had just spent most of the prevous night with his head hung in porcelain.
Exiting his apartment it didn't take very long for alexander to realize he made a mistake by losing his umbrella. By the time he made it to class he was dripping wet. This caused confusion among the other students as it had only been slightly raining. Alexander had a 25 minute walk, and 25 minutes in even a drizzle will still make you pretty wet.