This is who I am.
My name is Tiffany.
I am 18 and I but sometimes I act like I am 5.
Frootloops, muffins, and macaroni is what helps me survive
I have two middle names and my attitude is sassy
But never trashy and always classy
Because I am a lady and my momma taught me right
She said if I always remember that then I will be alright
I laugh more than I cry.
And I love to ask the question, “Why?”
I dance in my underwear when no one is looking
I can’t do laundry and I suck at cooking
I have the tendency to be apathetic
And I never was very athletic
But what I lack I always make up for with sarcasm and brains
Mixed blood is what proudly runs through my veins.
I have a pretty eye fetish that rules my life
And you can bet I aint ever gonna be no stupid trophy wife
I am an arachnophobe and sometimes I act A.D.D.
I am spontaneous and I love shopping sprees.
I know that all things that glitter aren’t gold
And I am excited to see how my life will unfold
My bark is bigger than my bite
But don’t think that I don’t put up a good fight
I own a hello kitty lunchbox
And I have dirty socks
Most people admit that I’m pretty weird
But things aren’t always as they appear
I like to think I am unique, an individual if you will
A futuristic gadget girl seeking her thrills
I love my dog more than any boy on the planet
And if anyone ever hurts her they will be slapping the granite
My name is Tiffany and don’t you ever forget
I just wanted to let you know who I was in case you didn’t know yet :)
I am 18 and I but sometimes I act like I am 5.
Frootloops, muffins, and macaroni is what helps me survive
I have two middle names and my attitude is sassy
But never trashy and always classy
Because I am a lady and my momma taught me right
She said if I always remember that then I will be alright
I laugh more than I cry.
And I love to ask the question, “Why?”
I dance in my underwear when no one is looking
I can’t do laundry and I suck at cooking
I have the tendency to be apathetic
And I never was very athletic
But what I lack I always make up for with sarcasm and brains
Mixed blood is what proudly runs through my veins.
I have a pretty eye fetish that rules my life
And you can bet I aint ever gonna be no stupid trophy wife
I am an arachnophobe and sometimes I act A.D.D.
I am spontaneous and I love shopping sprees.
I know that all things that glitter aren’t gold
And I am excited to see how my life will unfold
My bark is bigger than my bite
But don’t think that I don’t put up a good fight
I own a hello kitty lunchbox
And I have dirty socks
Most people admit that I’m pretty weird
But things aren’t always as they appear
I like to think I am unique, an individual if you will
A futuristic gadget girl seeking her thrills
I love my dog more than any boy on the planet
And if anyone ever hurts her they will be slapping the granite
My name is Tiffany and don’t you ever forget
I just wanted to let you know who I was in case you didn’t know yet :)