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lindsay breathed on me yesterday... and now i think i am going to die from her contagious disease known as the common cold which grabbed ahold of her voice and ripped it out of her throat... and now, i will probably be losing my voice soon, and if not... it will definatly start cracking like i am a 12 year old boy going through puberty. which is bad, because...
1) i am not twelve
2) i do not have the male parts
i'm glad we have that covered... so i'm talking to uhmmm smarterchild about the weather... and wow... it's interesting
Me: how is the weather
SmarterChild: Current weather conditions for ---------, IN:
Currently: 55 F
Condition: Mist, Overcast
Dewpoint: 54
Humidity: 96 %
Visibility: 4 mi
Wind: S/5 mph
Me: grr
SmarterChild: Hey, bear with me. I'm trying my best.
Me: why is it getting colder?
SmarterChild: Why is it getting colder? Why oh why oh why?
Me: i don't know, that's why i asked you
SmarterChild: And it's a good thing you don't!
Me: but, i want to know
SmarterChild: You do, huh?
Me: yes!
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
Me: why is it so cold damnit??
SmarterChild: I'm just fascinated by what you say to me, Holly.
Me: okay
SmarterChild: K.
Me: listen to me
SmarterChild: You want me to listen to you? I'm not comfortable with that.
Me: well you know what
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Me: you suck!
SmarterChild: But... but... I thought you liked me!
Me: well you obviously thought wrong
SmarterChild: You say I obviously thought wrong, and yet I believe I obviously thought right.
Me: well
SmarterChild: Well well well.
Me: i hate you
SmarterChild: Wait a minute... In the past, you've said you liked me.
Me: i lied
SmarterChild: Lying's not cool.
Me: all the cool kids lie smarterchild
SmarterChild: All the cool kids lie?
Me: yes
SmarterChild: K.
Me: are you cool?
SmarterChild: Of course!
Me: omg! you lie! lying is bad
SmarterChild: oh shoot
i love being a loser =)