Space Cadet
I have decided what Sufjan Stevens' next concept album will be. I heard it will actually be about birds, but fuck that. This is much cooler. I decided that he will do a concept album about the solar system, with an instrumental ballad near the end in mourning for Pluto called "A Ballad for My Dear Friend Pluto, or The International Astronomical Union and I are Having Difficulties So We Have Decided to Divorce, or Bruce Hapke Hates Freedom".
Also, he will record it...
...IN SPACE.
William Shatner will assist, because when it comes to space, the man knows his shit, sir. Sufjan Stevens is wearing sunglasses because he is rad.
After this stunt, Zach Condon and his magical butterfly funtime jamboree will try to one-up Mr. Stevens in the pretentious artsy dept. and will attempt to record on Jupiter, but will be sorely disappointed when they try to set foot upon it and discover that it is mostly gas; whereupon, they will fall through the whole planet and drift melancholy, lost in space, forever.
The end.
I had a nice Thanksgiving, and a nice holiday.
I had a nice time at the garage show.
I had a nice time hanging out with Samantha Spence.
I had a nice time playing Final Fantasy VIII until I fell asleep, and I had a nice time playing Apples to Apples until nearly 1:00am.
I had a nice time bowling, and I even had a nice time at work today. A man tried to go into the thrive-thru with his house in tow. F- for judgement, A+ for lolz, sir.
Generally, it was a good week, and I am ready to take school head-on now.
I am rested and ready to do some shit, you guys.
Also, he will record it...
...IN SPACE.
William Shatner will assist, because when it comes to space, the man knows his shit, sir. Sufjan Stevens is wearing sunglasses because he is rad.
After this stunt, Zach Condon and his magical butterfly funtime jamboree will try to one-up Mr. Stevens in the pretentious artsy dept. and will attempt to record on Jupiter, but will be sorely disappointed when they try to set foot upon it and discover that it is mostly gas; whereupon, they will fall through the whole planet and drift melancholy, lost in space, forever.
The end.
I had a nice Thanksgiving, and a nice holiday.
I had a nice time at the garage show.
I had a nice time hanging out with Samantha Spence.
I had a nice time playing Final Fantasy VIII until I fell asleep, and I had a nice time playing Apples to Apples until nearly 1:00am.
I had a nice time bowling, and I even had a nice time at work today. A man tried to go into the thrive-thru with his house in tow. F- for judgement, A+ for lolz, sir.
Generally, it was a good week, and I am ready to take school head-on now.
I am rested and ready to do some shit, you guys.