Necro = Love.

Nov 17, 2005 21:22


Can I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Can the real Slim Shady please kiss my motha fucking ass,
I repeat, can the real Slim Shady please kiss my motha fucking ass.
Thank You.

Yo, yu act like your the only white person that can rhyme,
I'll tie both my hands around my spine && still beat you like you commited a crime.
a matter fact you did,
didnt you get arrested cus yur wife was in the club with some dude being molested.
yO, I aint really trying to play hate,
you aint no playa,
walking around with an unloaded gun talkin' about 'I'ma spray ya.'
I'm a real rhyme sayer
with some years on ya,
you know you really want Britney Spear's rear on ya.
you couldnt handle that body,
shes a danca.
one look at your small dick she'll be like 'Is That Your Final Answer?'
Regis Filbin might have to fill it,
while I'm still in Kim,
took her to a spin on my jungle gym?
no affence to Detriot but I'm from New York,
where we walk the walk then we talk the talk,
and after dark yur gone,
so you'v been warned we'r strong,
cus when I drop the bomb from long Island its on!
so the next time you in NYC or even MTV (no its not BET),
come see me,
put all that money up where yur mouth is,
unless you spent it all on your commicary accountant?
Ima still see ya after ya court date,
you know the one where they figure out yur child support rate.
you might be enraged,
but remember I aint caged,
I'm not underage,
and you aint the only one thats crazed.
so leave your Dr.Dre's and yur empty AKs,
bring ya microphone and ya pale face.
bring ya daughter,
be prepared when she axxx,
'Dadda, why you let that man out rap ya ass?'

YO SLIM SHADY, YA YOU THA REAL SHADY.
but your married wife actin like she still a single lady.
So the Real Slim Shady needs to shut the fuck up,
cus the last that I had herd you had got locked up so.

TO THE SLIM SHADY, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU BABEY!
this tha cats on the mic that can out rap you daily,
the real Slim Shady,
take back your platinum plaques && shove em up your flat platinum ass

BIAAATCCCHHHH!

I hate Eminem.
=)
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