And now, your Community Calendar.
(I wrote this in the studio and didn't get a chance to burn it to a usable audio format. But I thought it was worth sharing. There is of course the very good chance that I am wrong. Anyway, here it is.)
WCSB Community Calendar, brought to you by Clamwell's Enormous Mosquito Emporium. Never be caught without an enormous mosquito again -- come to Clamwell's.
Today is Saturday, November 20th, and tonight there's some classic gridiron action as the Harvard Crimson takes on a series of increasingly larger oncoming vehicles. That's tonight at eight PM, tickets are three dollars.
The Allston Chamber of Commerce is sponsoring a marathon of pirate movies and zombie films, starting at three in the afternoon today; refreshments will be served. This will be followed by a cuddle party, which will be followed by a bunch of willowy young male Anglophiles, ripped to their pale concave tits on Pabst Blue Ribbon, experimenting with bisexuality.
Boston native Regina Hall will be debuting her one-woman show at the Charles Playhouse tonight at ten PM; her show is entitled "Reflections on a Huge Glass of Poison," in which Miss Hall talks at great length about, and then ingests, a huge glass of poison. Seating is limited to theater capacity and this show is set for an extremely limited number of engagements.
The Somerville Gravel Society is sponsoring its sixth annual Gravel Rub, Sunday at noon. Men, women, and children of all ages are encouraged to come on down to the VFW in Somerville and rub warm gravel all over their faces and hair. Admission is free.
Declan Coldramp, a local philanthropist, will be exhibiting his collection of rare misprinted stamps at the Northeastern University library Monday at four-thirty in the afternoon, followed by a question-and-answer luncheon on the library's terrace at five-thirty and the savage crime of murder at six-seventeen.
That's all for the WCSB Community Calendar. This is Frederick Shitheap, for 107.1 WCSB, broadcasting from a small barrel buried hundreds of feet below the Earth's surface. Thank you, and take care.
WCSB Community Calendar, brought to you by Clamwell's Enormous Mosquito Emporium. Never be caught without an enormous mosquito again -- come to Clamwell's.
Today is Saturday, November 20th, and tonight there's some classic gridiron action as the Harvard Crimson takes on a series of increasingly larger oncoming vehicles. That's tonight at eight PM, tickets are three dollars.
The Allston Chamber of Commerce is sponsoring a marathon of pirate movies and zombie films, starting at three in the afternoon today; refreshments will be served. This will be followed by a cuddle party, which will be followed by a bunch of willowy young male Anglophiles, ripped to their pale concave tits on Pabst Blue Ribbon, experimenting with bisexuality.
Boston native Regina Hall will be debuting her one-woman show at the Charles Playhouse tonight at ten PM; her show is entitled "Reflections on a Huge Glass of Poison," in which Miss Hall talks at great length about, and then ingests, a huge glass of poison. Seating is limited to theater capacity and this show is set for an extremely limited number of engagements.
The Somerville Gravel Society is sponsoring its sixth annual Gravel Rub, Sunday at noon. Men, women, and children of all ages are encouraged to come on down to the VFW in Somerville and rub warm gravel all over their faces and hair. Admission is free.
Declan Coldramp, a local philanthropist, will be exhibiting his collection of rare misprinted stamps at the Northeastern University library Monday at four-thirty in the afternoon, followed by a question-and-answer luncheon on the library's terrace at five-thirty and the savage crime of murder at six-seventeen.
That's all for the WCSB Community Calendar. This is Frederick Shitheap, for 107.1 WCSB, broadcasting from a small barrel buried hundreds of feet below the Earth's surface. Thank you, and take care.