I hate crazy people

Feb 08, 2006 20:39

So Rob and I decided to have dinner at this resturant a few nights ago. and the host seated us a the table in front of a drunk fat mexican man that started to comment on my red hair, and my tshirt, and claiming he knew who rob was and random annoying things like that, but then he said "ya know why jesus couldnt be born in mexico? cause he couldnt find 3 wisemen and a virgin." which we thought was pretty fuckin funny. and then this dog outside the wind walks by and i said something about it... and the mexican guy goes "a dog? what kind of dog. i love dogs. i married two of them." and again rob and i found this funny as hell, and i even added that he must have married my sister. ha.

but then it took a turn for the worst. he gets up and walks over to rob and says "you know who i am right?" and robs like.."no... " and the guy shakes his hand and says "Im steve miller, from the steve miller band." and rob and i just look at eachother and laugh under out breathes...

so 'steve miller' starts talking to this trucker guy thats a the bar, and hes like "yeah have a beer, and if you want another have another beer, its all on me"

its fucking hilarious that this guy was convience he was steve miller, and the guys jsut like "our plane went down in the carbon county desert and we've been here for 8 days and were leaving tomorrow.." and he really seriously thought he was steve miller.

it was great. and the trucker believe him.

reggie and the full effect or less then jake???

damn thats hard to choice.
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