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Okay guys, so if you ever find yourself being asked out by someone who you would rather eat dirt than go on a date with, use these.
Ways to say “no” :
1.I have to floss my cat.
2.I've dedicated my life to linguini.
3.It's my parakeet's bowling night.
4.It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
5.I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
6.I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
7.I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
8.I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal.
9.My crayons all melted together.
10.I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
11.My patent is pending.
12.I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
13.I'm being deported.
14.I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
15.My plot to take over the world is thickening.
16.I have to fulfill my potential.
17.I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
18.I left my body in my other clothes.
19.The last time I went, I never came back.
20.I have to answer all of my "To Occupant" letters.
21.None of my socks match.
22.I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
23.I'm having all my plants neutered.
24.People are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.
25.I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
26.My Chocolate-Appreciation class meets that night.
27.I never go out on days that end in "Y."
28.I have too much guilt.
29.I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
30.I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
31.I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner.
32.I have to study for a blood test.
33.My uncle escaped again.
34.I'm having my baby shoes bronzed.
35.I think you want the OTHER [your name].
Ways to say “no” :
1.I have to floss my cat.
2.I've dedicated my life to linguini.
3.It's my parakeet's bowling night.
4.It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
5.I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
6.I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
7.I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
8.I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal.
9.My crayons all melted together.
10.I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
11.My patent is pending.
12.I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
13.I'm being deported.
14.I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
15.My plot to take over the world is thickening.
16.I have to fulfill my potential.
17.I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
18.I left my body in my other clothes.
19.The last time I went, I never came back.
20.I have to answer all of my "To Occupant" letters.
21.None of my socks match.
22.I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
23.I'm having all my plants neutered.
24.People are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.
25.I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
26.My Chocolate-Appreciation class meets that night.
27.I never go out on days that end in "Y."
28.I have too much guilt.
29.I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
30.I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
31.I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner.
32.I have to study for a blood test.
33.My uncle escaped again.
34.I'm having my baby shoes bronzed.
35.I think you want the OTHER [your name].