[1] Who are you? your fuck buddy [2] Are we friends? no [3] When and how did we meet? at a party 3years ago [4] How have I affected you? you make me horny [5] What do you think of me? your so hott [6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? that night in boston [7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? we're not friends but we fuck [8] Do you love me? no [9] Would you go out with me?no [10] Would you hug me? ye if it led to more [11] Would you kiss me?yes cuz it leads to more [12] Would you fuck me? OF COURSE [13] Are we close? when i stick you , yeah [14] Emotionally, what stands out? your screams [15] Do you wish I was cooler? yeah of course [16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? 9 [17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. fucki cuz that what we do [18] Am I loveable? no [19] How long have you known me? awhile [20] Describe me in one word. great [21] What was your first impression? wow shes good [22] Do you still think that way about me now? yeah [23] What do you think my weakness is? me [24] Do you think I'll get married? nah [25] What about me makes you happy? when we DO IT [26] What about me makes you sad? when we dont DO IT [27] What reminds you of me? condoms [28] What's something you would change about me? nah your pretty good [29] How well do you know me? i dont kno anything about you just that your good [30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? nah , im callin you later i need sex [31] Do you think I would kill someone? who cares
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF: » I committed suicide: find a new fuck buddy » I said I liked you: i kno you like me » I kissed you: hope youd suck my massive pp after » I lived next door to you: then id be gettin alotta sex » I started smoking: i dont care » I stole something: condoms? » I was hospitalized: id fuck your friends » I ran away from home: id run with you cuz your good » I got into a fight and you were there: i dont care » I was really horny: oh man , i hope you call me » I moved away: i dunno , id use my hand for awhile » Asked you to go on a cruise with me: can we fuck on this cruise? » I slept over your house: you always sleep over (dont tell steve)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY: Personality: its cool i guess Eyes: hott Face: even hotter Body: so haut Hair: useful Smell: you smell like sweat Clothes: you wear clothes? Mannerisms: never seen em Bedroom: always in it Hobbies: my massive pp
WHAT WOULD I BE IF I WERE A.. Vegetable: we wouldnt have sex then Fruit: still wouldnt have sex Candy: sexy candi Non-Alchoholic Drink: root beer Alchoholic Drink: anything to get you tipsy Dog: i dont fuck animals Animal: you ARE an animal;) Celebrity: an amazing porn star Song: fantasy Movie: one night in EMMALEE Car: one with a backseat Appliance: anything to make things better Horror Movie Killer: a horny one? Flavor: a yummi kind Type of Underwear: thongs if i ever see you with clothes on One of ur other Friends: i dont have any other friends
[2] Are we friends? no
[3] When and how did we meet? at a party 3years ago
[4] How have I affected you? you make me horny
[5] What do you think of me? your so hott
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? that night in boston
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? we're not friends but we fuck
[8] Do you love me? no
[9] Would you go out with me?no
[10] Would you hug me? ye if it led to more
[11] Would you kiss me?yes cuz it leads to more
[12] Would you fuck me? OF COURSE
[13] Are we close? when i stick you , yeah
[14] Emotionally, what stands out? your screams
[15] Do you wish I was cooler? yeah of course
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? 9
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. fucki cuz that what we do
[18] Am I loveable? no
[19] How long have you known me? awhile
[20] Describe me in one word. great
[21] What was your first impression? wow shes good
[22] Do you still think that way about me now? yeah
[23] What do you think my weakness is? me
[24] Do you think I'll get married? nah
[25] What about me makes you happy? when we DO IT
[26] What about me makes you sad? when we dont DO IT
[27] What reminds you of me? condoms
[28] What's something you would change about me? nah your pretty good
[29] How well do you know me? i dont kno anything about you just that your good
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? nah , im callin you later i need sex
[31] Do you think I would kill someone? who cares
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
» I committed suicide: find a new fuck buddy
» I said I liked you: i kno you like me
» I kissed you: hope youd suck my massive pp after
» I lived next door to you: then id be gettin alotta sex
» I started smoking: i dont care
» I stole something: condoms?
» I was hospitalized: id fuck your friends
» I ran away from home: id run with you cuz your good
» I got into a fight and you were there: i dont care
» I was really horny: oh man , i hope you call me
» I moved away: i dunno , id use my hand for awhile
» Asked you to go on a cruise with me: can we fuck on this cruise?
» I slept over your house: you always sleep over (dont tell steve)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
Personality: its cool i guess
Eyes: hott
Face: even hotter
Body: so haut
Hair: useful
Smell: you smell like sweat
Clothes: you wear clothes?
Mannerisms: never seen em
Bedroom: always in it
Hobbies: my massive pp
WHAT WOULD I BE IF I WERE A..
Vegetable: we wouldnt have sex then
Fruit: still wouldnt have sex
Candy: sexy candi
Non-Alchoholic Drink: root beer
Alchoholic Drink: anything to get you tipsy
Dog: i dont fuck animals
Animal: you ARE an animal;)
Celebrity: an amazing porn star
Song: fantasy
Movie: one night in EMMALEE
Car: one with a backseat
Appliance: anything to make things better
Horror Movie Killer: a horny one?
Flavor: a yummi kind
Type of Underwear: thongs if i ever see you with clothes on
One of ur other Friends: i dont have any other friends
LOVE ALWAYS
YOUR FUCK BUDDY XO
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