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[x2j]

ok so a couple of years back i get this psycic reading it was just befor i went to stbrendans and she was damn good coz loads of shit she said would happen actually happend. the only things that havent happend are:
meeting a blond girl called Helen who is my soul mate
getting a house with an apple tree and a pair tree in the garden
having two blond girls
getting a boat

since 2002 ive been looking for Helen and i havent met one, not one single helen.
then today after i finished work my manager aimee gives me a lift home and there she is
"this is my sister helen but everybody calls her H.
and no exaggeration this was the most beautifull human female i have ever laid my eyes on and ive been in a dressing room full of models! and shes blond! and single and looking!

but shes a few years older than i and so far out of my league its like bristol rovers taking on chelsea

what to do?

advice please

what does fate have to throw at me now?

coz i just got hit by the arrow which usualy means the shits about to hit the fan.

I wanna love you and treat you right;
I wanna love you every day and every night:
We’ll be together with a roof right over our heads;
We’ll share the shelter of my single bed;
We’ll share the same room, yeah! - for jah provide the bread.
Is this love - is this love - is this love -
Is this love that I’m feelin’?
Is this love - is this love - is this love -
Is this love that I’m feelin’?
I wanna know - wanna know - wanna know now!
I got to know - got to know - got to know now!

I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i - I’m willing and able,
So I throw my cards on your table!
I wanna love you - I wanna love and treat - love and treat you right;
I wanna love you every day and every night:
We’ll be together, yeah! - with a roof right over our heads;
We’ll share the shelter, yeah, oh now! - of my single bed;
We’ll share the same room, yeah! - for jah provide the bread.

Is this love - is this love - is this love -
Is this love that I’m feelin’?
Is this love - is this love - is this love -
Is this love that I’m feelin’?
Wo-o-o-oah! oh yes, I know; yes, I know - yes, I know now!
Yes, I know; yes, I know - yes, I know now!

I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i - I’m willing and able,
So I throw my cards on your table!
See: I wanna love ya, I wanna love and treat ya -
Love and treat ya right.
I wanna love you every day and every night:
We’ll be together, with a roof right over our heads!
We’ll share the shelter of my single bed;
We’ll share the same room, yeah! jah provide the bread.
We’ll share the shelter of my single bed