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The Magic Bullet informercial is on.
I'm so relieved.
I haven't seen it in like a week.
I think I'll write a song about the magic bullet.
and how badly I want/need it.
And all the things I can make in only 15 minutes without dirtying a pot or a pan.
Shit man. 3 easy payments of $33.33!?!? that's it?!!? you will be mine magic bullet. you will be mine.
1-800-747-0958
that's right. it's programmed in my phone.
And I'll call when I can afford 3 easy payments for $33.33.
Then I'll be in smoothie/salsa/nacho cheese/marinara sauce/alfredo heaven.
IT'S THE ULTIMATE PARTY MACHINE!
I'm so relieved.
I haven't seen it in like a week.
I think I'll write a song about the magic bullet.
and how badly I want/need it.
And all the things I can make in only 15 minutes without dirtying a pot or a pan.
Shit man. 3 easy payments of $33.33!?!? that's it?!!? you will be mine magic bullet. you will be mine.
1-800-747-0958
that's right. it's programmed in my phone.
And I'll call when I can afford 3 easy payments for $33.33.
Then I'll be in smoothie/salsa/nacho cheese/marinara sauce/alfredo heaven.
IT'S THE ULTIMATE PARTY MACHINE!