it was only a kiss
Recap of tonites suck ass game:
Sawyer (typical pennisbury fatass): cross-checks 54 (me!) in back
Me: flys , chest first, into goal post, bruising my ledt artiribicackhickantheminum
Me: turns around and punches sawyer in body
Outraged mothers and township fans: yell at refs for the dirty playing that pennisbury is allowed to get away with.
Male chauvinistic * Pig of a father from Pennisbury side: If you don't want that girl getting hurt, take her home!
My mom and sisters thoughts: You deserves to be kicked... In the nuts! ( if you had any!)
Mrs DeRita: stands up and tells the jerk that it doesn't matter if its a girl ot not, they shouldn't play like that.
WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE: kick the jerkoff in the nuts, and tell him its better to be a girl, because that wouldn't have hurt so much. OR! do the classic routine, knee them in the nuts, bash them on the head and kick them in the back of the knees. then apologize, and tell him if he didn't want to get hurt he should have gone home.
*-A man whose behavior and attitude toward women indicate a belief that they are innately inferior to men.
Oh PS, the next time i got on the ice i brought some little jerk to his knees.
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