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I had a particularly un-interesting day. Though, at lunch me, Mariah, Arrielle, Lindsay, and Jessi were telling jokes while we were waiting for the retarded fuckin' principal to let us go line up. Annnyyywaaaay, I couldnt think of any jokes, and I was sitting there trying to think of one, after I told all my blonde jokes, and this popped into my head. I go, "What's the difference between Brandon Burkett," That would be my ex boyfriend, fuckin' queer, "And a llama?" Arrielle and Mariah just kind of look at me, like, whaaat? So Arrielle goes, "What?" Then I go, "A llama spits and Brandon swallows!" It was great, they looooost it. Because it was funny, obviously. XD So Arrielle leans to the other table and tells Brandon, and everyone who heard it lost it, too. I tell you, Im a comic genius. G.E.N.I.U.S. Oh, yes. XD Then Brandon looks at me and goes, "Bitch." I just smiled and nodded at him. Lmfao. I tell you, Im such a bitch. B.I.T.C.H. Oh, yes. Brandon thinks so too.
Yesterday was pretty cool, though. Me and Arrielle found a nickle in the hall, which turned out to be Brandon's, and we named her Phillip. Mariah was like, "The good news is, I named the nickle Phillip! The bad news is, it's a girl nickle!" She stole that off Fairly Oddparents, but oh well, it was funny. Arrielle had a Mellow Yellow bottle and she put Phillip in the bottle. And then she crossed out Mellow Yellow and wrote Phillip on it, with a blue Sharpie. The S.A.M.E. sharpie that I got H.I.G.H. off of in History class. I was so fucked up, it was great, so was Arrielle. We couldnt stop laughing when we went across the room to hole-punch our papers. XD Annnnyyyywaaaaaay, I stole the bottle when she wasnt looking and I clung to it. XD She didnt notice I took it until we were leaving the lunch room and grabbed it away from me. She was shaking Phillip around in the bottle, and she got stuck in the top part, like, were the cap is. She was all, "Phillip is stuck!" So I grabbed Phillip and shook the bottle real hard. XD Phillip wasnt stuck anymore. So, we went to our lockers, after I showed two of my teachers Phillip. T.H.E.Y thought P.H.I.L.L.I.P was fabulous. Anyway, I went upstairs to science and I had Phillip sitting on my desk, and my teacher, Mrs. H.E.A.R.T.less, I mean, Sharpless, was like, "You're not supposed to have that in my classroom." She meant the bottle Phillip was in. I was all, "It's empty, there's nothing in it." Then she went, "Well, why didnt you throw it away in the lunchroom?" I was all, "I dont know." "Were you drinking it in here?" "No." "Then why didnt you throw it away?" "Cause Phillip is in it!" "Throw it away!" I was C.R.U.S.H.E.D. "But PHILLIP!" Then Justin and a few other kids decided to chime in, "Take Phillip out of the bottle!" "I am!" So I saaaaved Phillip, I put her in my binder, but this morning when I looked in my binder Phillip was G.O.N.E. Phillip ran away because her house was G.O.N.E. Me an Arrielle got a new Phillip.
Love, Jenn.
Yesterday was pretty cool, though. Me and Arrielle found a nickle in the hall, which turned out to be Brandon's, and we named her Phillip. Mariah was like, "The good news is, I named the nickle Phillip! The bad news is, it's a girl nickle!" She stole that off Fairly Oddparents, but oh well, it was funny. Arrielle had a Mellow Yellow bottle and she put Phillip in the bottle. And then she crossed out Mellow Yellow and wrote Phillip on it, with a blue Sharpie. The S.A.M.E. sharpie that I got H.I.G.H. off of in History class. I was so fucked up, it was great, so was Arrielle. We couldnt stop laughing when we went across the room to hole-punch our papers. XD Annnnyyyywaaaaaay, I stole the bottle when she wasnt looking and I clung to it. XD She didnt notice I took it until we were leaving the lunch room and grabbed it away from me. She was shaking Phillip around in the bottle, and she got stuck in the top part, like, were the cap is. She was all, "Phillip is stuck!" So I grabbed Phillip and shook the bottle real hard. XD Phillip wasnt stuck anymore. So, we went to our lockers, after I showed two of my teachers Phillip. T.H.E.Y thought P.H.I.L.L.I.P was fabulous. Anyway, I went upstairs to science and I had Phillip sitting on my desk, and my teacher, Mrs. H.E.A.R.T.less, I mean, Sharpless, was like, "You're not supposed to have that in my classroom." She meant the bottle Phillip was in. I was all, "It's empty, there's nothing in it." Then she went, "Well, why didnt you throw it away in the lunchroom?" I was all, "I dont know." "Were you drinking it in here?" "No." "Then why didnt you throw it away?" "Cause Phillip is in it!" "Throw it away!" I was C.R.U.S.H.E.D. "But PHILLIP!" Then Justin and a few other kids decided to chime in, "Take Phillip out of the bottle!" "I am!" So I saaaaved Phillip, I put her in my binder, but this morning when I looked in my binder Phillip was G.O.N.E. Phillip ran away because her house was G.O.N.E. Me an Arrielle got a new Phillip.
Love, Jenn.