weirdos <3
what starts out as a seemingly normal conversation....bahaha, we are officially weirdos. <3
TicKLeMePiNK1294: hey wats ur cell number so i can put it in my phone :-):-)
R4PID H0PE L0SS: i dont want you calling me, sorry
R4PID H0PE L0SS: HAHA JK!!
TicKLeMePiNK1294: bahaha
R4PID H0PE L0SS: 6024102674!
TicKLeMePiNK1294: thanx!!
R4PID H0PE L0SS: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THAT ANNA NICOLE SMITH COMMERCIAL
R4PID H0PE L0SS: where shes like MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!
TicKLeMePiNK1294: bahahah i think so
R4PID H0PE L0SS: im laughing so hard
R4PID H0PE L0SS: its one
R4PID H0PE L0SS: im laughing SO hard
R4PID H0PE L0SS: its so gay
TicKLeMePiNK1294: she should do a meow mix commerical
R4PID H0PE L0SS: she makes this scary face!!
R4PID H0PE L0SS: like sehs going to like eat a cat or something
R4PID H0PE L0SS: or she already ate one
R4PID H0PE L0SS: she like trys to be hot i hate it ughh
TicKLeMePiNK1294: MAYBE THATS WHY SHES MEOWING!
R4PID H0PE L0SS: EXACTLY!!
R4PID H0PE L0SS: either that or shes trying to seduce me
R4PID H0PE L0SS: but im pretty sure its because she ate a cat
TicKLeMePiNK1294: she ate a cat cuz they took away all her food so she would be come skinny and make people think that it was becuase of trimspa, but it was really cuz they deprived her of food...and she became so desperate that she ate a cat!!! and now she meows all the time and so they take pictures of her cuz they think its funny.
R4PID H0PE L0SS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!! im laughing so hard!!
R4PID H0PE L0SS: that is TOTALLY why!!
TicKLeMePiNK1294: i should so be a detective
R4PID H0PE L0SS: you so should, CSI baby!!
R4PID H0PE L0SS: you could wear a hot skanky uniform and bend down to look at clues and i just HAPPEN to be there looking at ashleys butt
R4PID H0PE L0SS: im like so weir
R4PID H0PE L0SS: d
TicKLeMePiNK1294: "why are all the neighborhood cats missing"
"I KNOW I KNOW anna nicole smith ATE THEM!"
"why, its all coming together now...you are a genius!"
...and see this is the part where i win a nobel peace prize.
R4PID H0PE L0SS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
R4PID H0PE L0SS: ashley this is SO going in my away message
R4PID H0PE L0SS: so then you get a nobel peace prize for being in the hottest girls away message too
R4PID H0PE L0SS: see thats two awards in one day you areon a roll
R4PID H0PE L0SS: HAHA jk
TicKLeMePiNK1294: and then when the person is handing me the prize i sing this mad crazy "THANK YOUUUUUUU!" and then i get signed a record deal, and then i become this genius singer detective. man this is so cool.
R4PID H0PE L0SS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
R4PID H0PE L0SS: we are such pimps
TicKLeMePiNK1294: umm duh?
R4PID H0PE L0SS: we think up the coolest things
R4PID H0PE L0SS: OOH and then you will have a documentery on you!!
TicKLeMePiNK1294: we are the like the role models of america
TicKLeMePiNK1294: every ones like man i wanna be like those pimps
R4PID H0PE L0SS: pimpettes**
R4PID H0PE L0SS: hahaha!
TicKLeMePiNK1294: and then we start singing a duet "all the pimps in the club drop it like hoooooooot....ladies is pimp to go on brush your shoulders off.."
R4PID H0PE L0SS: HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA!!
TicKLeMePiNK1294: you can do the alto harmony and ill do the high harmony
TicKLeMePiNK1294: got it?
TicKLeMePiNK1294: meet you at the club in 5 minutes
TicKLeMePiNK1294: ya know... THE club
R4PID H0PE L0SS: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
R4PID H0PE L0SS: im on it
R4PID H0PE L0SS: let me get my skanky boots on
R4PID H0PE L0SS: OOH can we perform my favorite?
TicKLeMePiNK1294: oops i did it again?
R4PID H0PE L0SS: mary had a little lamb <333. dedicated to all my fans.
TicKLeMePiNK1294: even better.
TicKLeMePiNK1294: we need to go buy lambs tho
TicKLeMePiNK1294: i think there only like 2 dollars at safeway
R4PID H0PE L0SS: okay so weve got our line up, i love you you love me then mary had a little lamb and then oops i did it again and then the grand finale of the trimspa commercial song. sound good?
TicKLeMePiNK1294: ya ya
TicKLeMePiNK1294: and special guest anna nicole to come do the meows
R4PID H0PE L0SS: no, shes in jail remember? we threw her out and threw away the key.
R4PID H0PE L0SS: i mean COME ON! five of my cats are missing because she ATE THEM
TicKLeMePiNK1294: well, we can pull her out for this special appearance
TicKLeMePiNK1294: so she can be publically humiliated
R4PID H0PE L0SS: shes my lesbian lover why would you want to HUMILIATE HER!!
R4PID H0PE L0SS: im like bipolar haha
TicKLeMePiNK1294: a bipolar lesbian, my my that IS quite intriguing
R4PID H0PE L0SS: YOU NEVER WIN ASHLEY YOU NEVER WIN!
TicKLeMePiNK1294: oh i win
TicKLeMePiNK1294: my mommy said so..
TicKLeMePiNK1294: MY MOMMY SAYS IM SPECIAL DANGIT