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It's long.. but it's worth reading!!
A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked. The cucumber said "Man my life sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad" So the pickle looks at him and says "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big fat and juicy someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, n sticks me in a jar" Then the penis glared at them both andd "You guys think You have it rough? Whenever I get big fat and juicy they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against a wall until I throw up and pass out!
It's my new favorite joke =)