ppl are stupid

Aug 14, 2006 02:20

a series of excerpts from my 2am online convo's.  i don't understand it either.

IlllIllllIIlllll (2:14:15 AM): whos this
Princess07318 (2:15:14 AM): dude every like 6 months you IM me and ask this question. do you have short term memory loss or something?
IlllIllllIIlllll (2:15:55 AM): yea kinda
Princess07318 (2:16:10 AM): u should get that checked out
IlllIllllIIlllll (2:16:18 AM): or stop smoking
IlllIllllIIlllll (2:16:20 AM): who is this tho
Princess07318 (2:16:29 AM): yea that may help
Princess07318 (2:16:44 AM): the name is bond
Princess07318 (2:16:47 AM): james bond

Princess07318 (2:07:22 AM): just do it pussy
Princess07318 (2:07:23 AM): haha'
Yu4iah (2:07:41 AM): it would be awkward
Yu4iah (2:07:44 AM): as hell
Princess07318 (2:07:55 AM): not after a case of heinny
Yu4iah (2:08:03 AM): quiet you
Princess07318 (2:08:24 AM): there is not much that is awkward after a healthy dose of mind altering chemicals

Princess07318 (2:18:29 AM): danny......
IlllIllllIIlllll (2:18:33 AM): thiry
Princess07318 (2:18:41 AM): okay yea dont know u
Princess07318 (2:18:43 AM): im nicole
IlllIllllIIlllll (2:20:00 AM): nicole...
IlllIllllIIlllll (2:23:23 AM): ...
Princess07318 (2:23:54 AM): lopez
Princess07318 (2:24:21 AM): i hope u are not a rapist b/c i would have definately just broken the golden rule
Princess07318 (2:24:29 AM): would u like my address now?
IlllIllllIIlllll (2:25:39 AM): nah i can take it from here thanks
Princess07318 (2:25:56 AM): no prob
IlllIllllIIlllll (2:26:22 AM): is there a time your home more often than others?

Princess07318 (2:10:21 AM): im going to report this to the testosterone board of trustees they will not be amused
Yu4iah (2:10:42 AM): fuck them, i'm a democrat
Princess07318 (2:10:51 AM): thats ur answer for everything
Yu4iah (2:10:52 AM): aristocratic sons of bitches
Yu4iah (2:11:06 AM): LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK!
Yu4iah (2:11:08 AM): MOTHER FUCKER!

Princess07318 (2:11:35 AM): im a mormon we dont believe in pleasure for personal gain
Yu4iah (2:12:12 AM): no
Yu4iah (2:12:15 AM): you believe in gaining first
Yu4iah (2:12:19 AM): and then having sex with children
Princess07318 (2:12:23 AM): exactly
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