So! Today was pretty funny, in a non-funny, your-girlfriend-is-pregnant
kind of way. First, my cousins Mya and Marcie stayed over last night
because their parents were going out. Apparently they've gone from
"cool" to "zombie." They do not speak. I sometimes wonder if they're
going to attempt mime-ism. All we got out of them were nods. It was
kind of like talking to a houseplant, except talking to them won't make
them grow. So we gave up eventually. Moving on, today was the day I got
dance pictures taken! Oh joy! Nothing excites me more than being so
hairsprayed my body is stuck in one position and having to wear silly
itchy costumes while a bunch of harried people make you feel stupid!
Actually everyone was pretty nice except one lady. But still. It
was...bad. Bad. Worse than bad. Well, no, not that bad. If it hadn't been for Rachel I would've
crumbled into a thousand little pieces of pink shiny material and
mascara. I told her I loved her like five million times and I'm sure I
just majorly creeped her out. Anyway, one day I'll look back at all
this and say "Holy hell that day sucked. Glad that's over." To
make myself feel better and satisfy my egotistical side, here's a
survey. Whoo!
Name: Jess/Sav
Birthday: February 4th
Current location: South PA
Hair & Eye Color: Blonde & Hazel
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
Your Favorite
Cartoon: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy...But Rocket Power is fun to make fun of.
Color: Green and Red
Magazine: GMR
TV Show: The Hollow Men
Song at the Moment: Babel Noise
Language: French...Or Latin. French and Latin. COMBINED.
What Is
Your most overused phrase: Oh my damn/Sweet Jesus/Oh my Jesus
The first thought you had after waking up: Shut UP, you stupid freaking watch
The best name for a butler: Winston
Do You
Shower every day: Yes
Think you've been in love: Not at all.
Want to get married: I have a couple people in mind already.
Type correctly: no OMGZZZ lolz!11111!11 rofl!1
The Future
Where you will be at age 20: Somewhere around the age of twenty.
How you want to die: In an explosion or stabbed in the back in a public area.
Dream job: Biopsychologist
Country you'd like to visit: France
Other
Rings before you answer the phone: As many times as it can, because I never answer it.
What's on your mousepad: Fluffy clouds
How many houses you've lived in: Two
Bedroom carpet color: Green