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Blah... I'm fuckin bored. And tired but I HAV to stay up til 12 tomake tha most of free txt weekend. Cheerz Vodafone.
THE DATING SURVEY
So, are you single or taken? Single
How old are you anyway? 16
That’s cool. Gender? Female
Alright hot shit. On to the questions.
What do you look for in a guy/girl? Um... I don't know... Ur mummaz chest hair??
Do appearances matter? Yeah.
Do ONLY appearances matter? No.But I aint bein a cheesy bitch.
DO THEY HAVE TO BE…
Smart? No, but it'd be nice... I aint havin no Male version of Nacita!!!
Atheletic? Well.... ya see... I DONT CARE. Yeah... datz right.
Sexy? Itd b nyce.Not lyk OMG U HAV TO BE HOTT!!! But yeah.
Buff? Um.... not lyk a body builder. ew. Imagin dat. Dat wud jus be.... ew god.
Rich? Nope
Sensitive? Yes.
Cute? As long as they dnt look lyk they're 12!!!
Funny? Of Course
Serious? In certain situations
A risk-taker? Kind of.
Would you rather date someone ugly with a great personality, or someone whos gorgeous but a dick? Ugly, with a great personality. I have had my fair share of dickheads.
Speaking of dicks, does size REALLY matter? Lolz. Oh god.
Are you being honest? How can I be lying by sayin 'Lolz. Oh god'
Do they have to be sensitive? You already asked this, dipshit.
Out of these labels, pick whichever one closest identifies your perfect mate: the Jock, the goth, the emo kid, the jerk, the brain, the geek, the gangster, the wangster, the highschool dreamboat, or the kind of guy that cant be put into a group? the kind of guy who can't be put into a group.
Do they have to be… “skilled”? As in.... in the boom boom room? Sex is so fucking overrated.
Preferred…
Hair color? Dark
Eye color? I don't know. Green?
Body type? Not too muscly, but not twiggy. You know?
Personality type? Silly, but serious.
Height? Not much taller than me. I feel short enough on my own, thanks.
Weight? Who cares?
Sign? -_-I am NOT turning into Dwayne.
Facial/body hair? Body hair, like a snail trail? Fuck yeah. Oh, and a little bit of sexy chest hair. And a lil goatee thing? And... and..... *sighs* yeahhh
WOULD YOUR IDEAL MATE HAVE...
long or short hair: Medium length. Maybe, just below the ear.
A six pack: Um... if they feel tha need.
glasses: Like tha beer glass that I was meant to get?!?!!? I FEEL SOOOO RIPPED OFF!!!!
piercings: Oo yeah.
scars: Um.... LOOK!!! ITZ A FLYING DONKEY.... yeah I dnt care.
big butt or little: Cute little butt. To go wit my cute little boobiez haha.
chest hair: A little.
straight teeth or gap: Normal Teeth?
WOULD THEY
party or stay at home: Um... whatever I feel lyk doin.
cook or bake: Cook. Big Macs. Yeah!!!
have a best friend: Yeap.
have a lotta girl friends: Not a lot. A few.
be outgoing or shy: Shy-ish
be sarcastic or sincere: Sincere.
love their mother: Um... yeah.
watch chick flicks: Hehe, yeah.
be a smoker: Yeah. Well.. I don't care if they aren't but if they are... tis soooo handy.
drink: Flame Beer?? *nods* Oh Oh Oh and raspberry Archers. YEAH! Go tha bitch drinkz
swear: If they want to.
play with your hair: yeah
pay for dates: It'd be nice... cuz Im so POOR!!!
kiss on the first date: Just a cute little peck.
bring you flowers: For sure
lay under the stars with you: awww, yay.
write poetry about you: again, aww, yay.
call you hunny, sweetie, or baby: yes.
hang out with you and YOUR friends: Yes.. OR ILL KILL THEM!
walk you to the door at the end: Def.
clean their room: haha, I don't clean mine
paint, draw, or sculpt: It'd be nice, but it doesn't matter
write their own music: about me?
use the word dude: haha, okay
use the word tight: Fo' Sho' they hav 2 b as gangstah as me... yo. LMAO
watch the sun rise with you: TOO EARLY!!!
Love at first sight or friends first? ??
Any qualities they MUST have? Sence of humor, niceness and they CAN NOT be arseish
Explain your ideal first date: Do I have to?
What would they do on a special occasion (like an anniversary) that would blow you away? DINNER!!
How would they propose? oh my god, too far away, thanks
Would they whisk you away on a shiny white horse or in a shiny white convertible? I'd fall off a horse. How about a black Datsun 1600 instead? Deal?
Where would you live happily ever after? FINLAND!!!!
WOULD YOU STAY WITH YOUR TRUE LOVE EVEN IF…
They cheated on you? Oh my god, no.
They asked if you would partake in a threesome? Haha, sure.
They turned out to be gay/straight (depending on what you are)? Um, well if they were gay, it mightn't work out, you know?
They lost all their money and everything they owned, and you would have to live on the streets? Why couldn't they live with me?
They refused to eat anything but anchovy flavored beef jerky…and refused to brush their teeth? Um, I'd MAKE them brush their teeth.
You were attracted to another person? If I was? Yeah
You were in love with another person? ... Not sure
They were called away on some top secret mission and wouldn’t return for months or years? I'd be sad :(
You felt that deep down they didn’t love you anymore, but they would never admit it? Not too sure
They got a sex change? Haha, ummmm......
They became addicted to herion? No, probably not
LAST BUT NOT LEAST…
Have you already found your true love? Nope
If not, do you think you EVER will? Probably not.
---------------------- Jus cuz I rock ur world --------------------
What was the last...
Word you said:: 'doin'
Food you ate:: I can't remember ... Oh yeah.. Chipz this arvo.
Beverage you drank:: water
Thing you touched:: Myself ;) lolz nah my celly.
Thought you had:: Ummm.... that one *points*
Place you went:: Toby's house.
Person you saw:: My mum
Song you listened to:: 'Yesterday' - Tadpole
CD you bought:: and love said no
Movie you saw:: Team America
Book you read:: The Virgin Suicides
TV show you watched:: Ampd
Present you recieved:: People tend to not buy me presents... so sad *tear*
Present you gave:: The poster I got Noah for his Birthday
Dream you had:: I was at Auto Salon and someone bought me my Datsun and I was happy.
Nightmare you had:: Um....
Shoes you wore:: My playerz... got them shined last nyte. Wasn't too gud a job tho. Grrrr... lolz.
Chair you sat in:: The Armchair in the lounge
Ice cream you ate:: Orange Choc Chip *droolz*
Medicine you took:: Nurofen for this fucking headache that isn't going away
Illegal thing you did:: I HAV NEVER TAKEN DRUGZ!!!!*cough*
Thing you bought:: Ummmmm............... not sure.
Swear word you said:: Fuck
Who did you last...
Hug:: Ceta
Kiss:: Um.... Manda
Lie to:: Um... Mum, haha.
Be lied to by:: Jade. Fuckin wanker.
Cry over:: Jade.. I think.
See:: Mum
Dance with:: NACITA AND MANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEH YEH WHOOP WHOOP!!!!!!!!!
Talk to:: Nacita
Talk on the phone to:: As above
Send an email to:: Emma
Talk to online:: I dunno
Shout at:: Korban
Share a secret with:: Nacita...
Have a sleepover with:: Janita
Go to the movies with:: Ed, Chrissy and Jase
Go shopping with:: Um.... Harmony? No?? Not sure.
Get annoyed at:: My uncle
Laught at:: Jesse.
Laugh with:: Nacita
Want to kill:: *rolls eyes* Guess...
Have your heart broken by:: Ryan
Think about:: Ryan. Fuckin dick fuck. 'OOooo look at me. Im gunna cheat on Carmen'
Ask out:: Ummmmmmmm..... Ummmmmm.......... Ummmmm......flag?
Get asked out by:: Ed
Stick your tongue out at:: Korban
Shake hands with:: Ummmm.... lolz.
Love:: A lot of people
Hate:: A lot more people
Get hurt by:: Ryan, and some other people.
Hurt:: Probably a lot of people.
When did you last...
Yell at someone:: A while ago actually.
Go to hospital:: a while ago. Just for a check up.
Watch TV:: Today
Listen to the radio:: This mornin
Take a walk in the park:: Last week.
Do some ironing:: When I went to tha John Butner Trio concert.
Brush your teeth:: This morning
Take a shower:: This morning
Have a bath:: Last night.
Go to the toilet:: A while ago lol
Cry:: Tha night before last?
Laugh:: Just before, when I was thinking of Janita and I singing in Sydenham, and snorting at people as they walked by. Honestly, who the fuck would go to Sydenham mall, out of Free will?
Talk on the phone:: Not long ago
Email someone:: 5 mins ago.
Punch someone:: This afternoon
Go in a car:: about 5 hours ago
Go on a bus:: about 2 weeks ago
Read a book:: Last night
Take a library book out:: Ages ago
See a movie:: Yesterday
See a rainbow:: A while ago
Drink a beverage:: About 30mins ago
Consume food:: this afternoon.
Buy something:: Ages ago.
Write something:: Yesterday
Unlock a door:: Yesterday
Borrow money:: Last Monday
Lend money:: Ummmmm Thursday
Lose something:: Everyday
Eat an ice cream:: Ages ago *tear*
Play a sport:: I don't play sport.
Hug someone:: This afternoon
Kiss someone:: Last night
Fake being ill:: A while ago, surprisingly.
Lie:: Um, sometime...
Swear:: Just before
Make fun of somebody:: I make fun of Jesse all the time now.
Go to the supermarket:: Today
Do a dare:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA today!!!!
Wish upon a star:: I could hav last night but NoOooOoOOoo
Go to a party:: Ages ago
Have a party:: A while ago,I need to have another one.
Wear a skirt:: Yesterday
Go swimming:: Can't remember
Regret something:: I regret shit all the time.
Wow... that was fun.... not. Fuck. My butt hurts... Im gunna go 2 bed soon. Fuck FTW.... 2 tired. And I hav 2 get up early.DAMN YOU KIDNEYS!!!!!! *ahem*.... yeah.
Luvz yah long tyme!!
x0x
THE DATING SURVEY
So, are you single or taken? Single
How old are you anyway? 16
That’s cool. Gender? Female
Alright hot shit. On to the questions.
What do you look for in a guy/girl? Um... I don't know... Ur mummaz chest hair??
Do appearances matter? Yeah.
Do ONLY appearances matter? No.But I aint bein a cheesy bitch.
DO THEY HAVE TO BE…
Smart? No, but it'd be nice... I aint havin no Male version of Nacita!!!
Atheletic? Well.... ya see... I DONT CARE. Yeah... datz right.
Sexy? Itd b nyce.Not lyk OMG U HAV TO BE HOTT!!! But yeah.
Buff? Um.... not lyk a body builder. ew. Imagin dat. Dat wud jus be.... ew god.
Rich? Nope
Sensitive? Yes.
Cute? As long as they dnt look lyk they're 12!!!
Funny? Of Course
Serious? In certain situations
A risk-taker? Kind of.
Would you rather date someone ugly with a great personality, or someone whos gorgeous but a dick? Ugly, with a great personality. I have had my fair share of dickheads.
Speaking of dicks, does size REALLY matter? Lolz. Oh god.
Are you being honest? How can I be lying by sayin 'Lolz. Oh god'
Do they have to be sensitive? You already asked this, dipshit.
Out of these labels, pick whichever one closest identifies your perfect mate: the Jock, the goth, the emo kid, the jerk, the brain, the geek, the gangster, the wangster, the highschool dreamboat, or the kind of guy that cant be put into a group? the kind of guy who can't be put into a group.
Do they have to be… “skilled”? As in.... in the boom boom room? Sex is so fucking overrated.
Preferred…
Hair color? Dark
Eye color? I don't know. Green?
Body type? Not too muscly, but not twiggy. You know?
Personality type? Silly, but serious.
Height? Not much taller than me. I feel short enough on my own, thanks.
Weight? Who cares?
Sign? -_-I am NOT turning into Dwayne.
Facial/body hair? Body hair, like a snail trail? Fuck yeah. Oh, and a little bit of sexy chest hair. And a lil goatee thing? And... and..... *sighs* yeahhh
WOULD YOUR IDEAL MATE HAVE...
long or short hair: Medium length. Maybe, just below the ear.
A six pack: Um... if they feel tha need.
glasses: Like tha beer glass that I was meant to get?!?!!? I FEEL SOOOO RIPPED OFF!!!!
piercings: Oo yeah.
scars: Um.... LOOK!!! ITZ A FLYING DONKEY.... yeah I dnt care.
big butt or little: Cute little butt. To go wit my cute little boobiez haha.
chest hair: A little.
straight teeth or gap: Normal Teeth?
WOULD THEY
party or stay at home: Um... whatever I feel lyk doin.
cook or bake: Cook. Big Macs. Yeah!!!
have a best friend: Yeap.
have a lotta girl friends: Not a lot. A few.
be outgoing or shy: Shy-ish
be sarcastic or sincere: Sincere.
love their mother: Um... yeah.
watch chick flicks: Hehe, yeah.
be a smoker: Yeah. Well.. I don't care if they aren't but if they are... tis soooo handy.
drink: Flame Beer?? *nods* Oh Oh Oh and raspberry Archers. YEAH! Go tha bitch drinkz
swear: If they want to.
play with your hair: yeah
pay for dates: It'd be nice... cuz Im so POOR!!!
kiss on the first date: Just a cute little peck.
bring you flowers: For sure
lay under the stars with you: awww, yay.
write poetry about you: again, aww, yay.
call you hunny, sweetie, or baby: yes.
hang out with you and YOUR friends: Yes.. OR ILL KILL THEM!
walk you to the door at the end: Def.
clean their room: haha, I don't clean mine
paint, draw, or sculpt: It'd be nice, but it doesn't matter
write their own music: about me?
use the word dude: haha, okay
use the word tight: Fo' Sho' they hav 2 b as gangstah as me... yo. LMAO
watch the sun rise with you: TOO EARLY!!!
Love at first sight or friends first? ??
Any qualities they MUST have? Sence of humor, niceness and they CAN NOT be arseish
Explain your ideal first date: Do I have to?
What would they do on a special occasion (like an anniversary) that would blow you away? DINNER!!
How would they propose? oh my god, too far away, thanks
Would they whisk you away on a shiny white horse or in a shiny white convertible? I'd fall off a horse. How about a black Datsun 1600 instead? Deal?
Where would you live happily ever after? FINLAND!!!!
WOULD YOU STAY WITH YOUR TRUE LOVE EVEN IF…
They cheated on you? Oh my god, no.
They asked if you would partake in a threesome? Haha, sure.
They turned out to be gay/straight (depending on what you are)? Um, well if they were gay, it mightn't work out, you know?
They lost all their money and everything they owned, and you would have to live on the streets? Why couldn't they live with me?
They refused to eat anything but anchovy flavored beef jerky…and refused to brush their teeth? Um, I'd MAKE them brush their teeth.
You were attracted to another person? If I was? Yeah
You were in love with another person? ... Not sure
They were called away on some top secret mission and wouldn’t return for months or years? I'd be sad :(
You felt that deep down they didn’t love you anymore, but they would never admit it? Not too sure
They got a sex change? Haha, ummmm......
They became addicted to herion? No, probably not
LAST BUT NOT LEAST…
Have you already found your true love? Nope
If not, do you think you EVER will? Probably not.
---------------------- Jus cuz I rock ur world --------------------
What was the last...
Word you said:: 'doin'
Food you ate:: I can't remember ... Oh yeah.. Chipz this arvo.
Beverage you drank:: water
Thing you touched:: Myself ;) lolz nah my celly.
Thought you had:: Ummm.... that one *points*
Place you went:: Toby's house.
Person you saw:: My mum
Song you listened to:: 'Yesterday' - Tadpole
CD you bought:: and love said no
Movie you saw:: Team America
Book you read:: The Virgin Suicides
TV show you watched:: Ampd
Present you recieved:: People tend to not buy me presents... so sad *tear*
Present you gave:: The poster I got Noah for his Birthday
Dream you had:: I was at Auto Salon and someone bought me my Datsun and I was happy.
Nightmare you had:: Um....
Shoes you wore:: My playerz... got them shined last nyte. Wasn't too gud a job tho. Grrrr... lolz.
Chair you sat in:: The Armchair in the lounge
Ice cream you ate:: Orange Choc Chip *droolz*
Medicine you took:: Nurofen for this fucking headache that isn't going away
Illegal thing you did:: I HAV NEVER TAKEN DRUGZ!!!!*cough*
Thing you bought:: Ummmmm............... not sure.
Swear word you said:: Fuck
Who did you last...
Hug:: Ceta
Kiss:: Um.... Manda
Lie to:: Um... Mum, haha.
Be lied to by:: Jade. Fuckin wanker.
Cry over:: Jade.. I think.
See:: Mum
Dance with:: NACITA AND MANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEH YEH WHOOP WHOOP!!!!!!!!!
Talk to:: Nacita
Talk on the phone to:: As above
Send an email to:: Emma
Talk to online:: I dunno
Shout at:: Korban
Share a secret with:: Nacita...
Have a sleepover with:: Janita
Go to the movies with:: Ed, Chrissy and Jase
Go shopping with:: Um.... Harmony? No?? Not sure.
Get annoyed at:: My uncle
Laught at:: Jesse.
Laugh with:: Nacita
Want to kill:: *rolls eyes* Guess...
Have your heart broken by:: Ryan
Think about:: Ryan. Fuckin dick fuck. 'OOooo look at me. Im gunna cheat on Carmen'
Ask out:: Ummmmmmmm..... Ummmmmm.......... Ummmmm......flag?
Get asked out by:: Ed
Stick your tongue out at:: Korban
Shake hands with:: Ummmm.... lolz.
Love:: A lot of people
Hate:: A lot more people
Get hurt by:: Ryan, and some other people.
Hurt:: Probably a lot of people.
When did you last...
Yell at someone:: A while ago actually.
Go to hospital:: a while ago. Just for a check up.
Watch TV:: Today
Listen to the radio:: This mornin
Take a walk in the park:: Last week.
Do some ironing:: When I went to tha John Butner Trio concert.
Brush your teeth:: This morning
Take a shower:: This morning
Have a bath:: Last night.
Go to the toilet:: A while ago lol
Cry:: Tha night before last?
Laugh:: Just before, when I was thinking of Janita and I singing in Sydenham, and snorting at people as they walked by. Honestly, who the fuck would go to Sydenham mall, out of Free will?
Talk on the phone:: Not long ago
Email someone:: 5 mins ago.
Punch someone:: This afternoon
Go in a car:: about 5 hours ago
Go on a bus:: about 2 weeks ago
Read a book:: Last night
Take a library book out:: Ages ago
See a movie:: Yesterday
See a rainbow:: A while ago
Drink a beverage:: About 30mins ago
Consume food:: this afternoon.
Buy something:: Ages ago.
Write something:: Yesterday
Unlock a door:: Yesterday
Borrow money:: Last Monday
Lend money:: Ummmmm Thursday
Lose something:: Everyday
Eat an ice cream:: Ages ago *tear*
Play a sport:: I don't play sport.
Hug someone:: This afternoon
Kiss someone:: Last night
Fake being ill:: A while ago, surprisingly.
Lie:: Um, sometime...
Swear:: Just before
Make fun of somebody:: I make fun of Jesse all the time now.
Go to the supermarket:: Today
Do a dare:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA today!!!!
Wish upon a star:: I could hav last night but NoOooOoOOoo
Go to a party:: Ages ago
Have a party:: A while ago,I need to have another one.
Wear a skirt:: Yesterday
Go swimming:: Can't remember
Regret something:: I regret shit all the time.
Wow... that was fun.... not. Fuck. My butt hurts... Im gunna go 2 bed soon. Fuck FTW.... 2 tired. And I hav 2 get up early.DAMN YOU KIDNEYS!!!!!! *ahem*.... yeah.
Luvz yah long tyme!!
x0x