Catie didn't give a good answer, so I am asking you, Internet

[wzdd]

You know how wizards have to actually say the magic words in order to get the magic out, right? Do you think trainee wizards learn tricks like, say, squeaking out the magic words with their armpit, or whatever? So they'd all be at a formal wizard dinner and little Jimmy would do that trick with his arm and suddenly the head wizard's beard would

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[liedra]

Nicholas, I think this totally explains the stubble on your chin.

[fizban]

Then the head wizard would do that trick where he farts and the trainee wizards arm falls off...