Worst joke ever
The worst joke ever is, my previous entry notwithstanding, this joke recounted by an unnamed Labor guy during the Senate proceedings:
Unnamed Labor guy 1: How do you confuse the opposition over climate change?
Unnamed Labor guy 2: I dunno, ask them about sequestration?
ULG1: No.
ULG2: Err... talk about biochar?
ULG1: Nope.
ULG2: I'm really at a loss here, unnamed Labor guy 1! How do you confuse the opposition over climate change?
ULG1: You don't have to say anything, because they're already confused!
ULG2: *reaction unrecorded*
Honestly, that's hardly even a joke. I'm beginning to suspect that people don't get up during Senate proceedings to tell jokes at all, but instead to make some rhetorical point.
Unnamed Labor guy 1: How do you confuse the opposition over climate change?
Unnamed Labor guy 2: I dunno, ask them about sequestration?
ULG1: No.
ULG2: Err... talk about biochar?
ULG1: Nope.
ULG2: I'm really at a loss here, unnamed Labor guy 1! How do you confuse the opposition over climate change?
ULG1: You don't have to say anything, because they're already confused!
ULG2: *reaction unrecorded*
Honestly, that's hardly even a joke. I'm beginning to suspect that people don't get up during Senate proceedings to tell jokes at all, but instead to make some rhetorical point.