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Apr 08, 2005 09:40

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the results of raising a child in a bar...

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 125 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (83), and liquor (86).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:





You scored higher than 44% on proof





You scored higher than 89% on beer index





You scored higher than 92% on wine index





You scored higher than 92% on liquor index
Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid
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