"You like tall ladies? We got a tall lady. She can throw you up in the air like a baby and on your way back down swing a giant prop fork at you and knock you into next week. You love that."
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/exclusivus-invitation-elite.php?page=1 Read. Laugh. Cry.
Enjoy.
You know how I often accuse random/surreal humor works of "trying too hard"? Well, this is the sort of thing I'm comparing them to. This is random/surreal humor that is NOT trying too hard. This is like, randomness and surreality in perfect proportions.
It's brilliant. (:
-Tom