Not Commandments, but Suggestions
The Wise Council of Olive Garden has approved the following Suggestions to Date:
I. I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me. (Afterwards is OK; just use protection.) The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Me! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalization.
II. Thou ought not do stuff thou already knowest is wrong, like killing, lying, cheating, stealing, etc. Dost thou really need these carved into a rock?
III. Judge not, for verily it be not thine job neither most likely to be thine business.
IV. Hey, try not to buy too much useless crap, OK?
V. Be kind unto others whether they are kind unto thou or not, for it maketh thou the better person in most situations, and occasionally it doth piss off an idiot, which is funny unto Your Lord the Sauced One.
VI. Thou ought not consume "cheese" from a green cardboard can, nor ought thou allow such cans into thy homes.
VII. Thou shalt share, that none may seek without finding.
VIII. Thou shalt not feel guilty for feeling good.
IX. Thou shalt remember that all the peoples of the Earth are equally My Creatures. When thee worship strippers, always show thy monetary appreciation generously. Remember that midgets are Holy unto Me; thou shalt not overlook them.
X. Thou ought not take thy Pasta in vein. Or artery, for that matter.
XI. Thou ought ever seek to improve thy Pasta, to more closely approach the Divine Noodliness.
XII. Thou ought beware those who claim to have achieved Noodly Perfection, for they are False Chefs whose claims of the Perfect Recipe will lead thee astray.
The Council of Olive Garden has thus decreed that These Twelve NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS are Thus Far Accepted and Shall Be Considered Among the Canon though there is plenty of room for more, and thus it shall be so. Topic Decided.
The Wise Council of Olive Garden wishes to remind the Pastafarian Fellowship that is no set number of NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS, and that further revelations among the True Believers are expected.
The above was copy/pasted from the Not Commandments, Suggestions topic in the Proposed Scriptures section of the FSM forums. Yes, the joke goes on. It's not enough just to say, "this is FSM"--the goal is to accumulate enough stuff into the Loose Cannon that it can really be a religion.