Hung around my pool all afternoon today and I'm now the color of a lightly toasted marshmellow.
It was cloudy when we went in so I didn't think the sun would come out.
It did. I have tan lines. We elves don't burn, apparently, as I've never burned in my life. We just tan quicker than a troupe of orange girls lying naked on the beach.
In other news, my
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Aha, aha.
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German people do not burn, they're too nazi to burn.
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Yes, we have SPF Adolf.
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