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Brittany's life in 5 minutes.
LAST SATURDAY I HAD A BIRTHDAY PARTY IT WAS AWESOME WE ALL ATE A LOT OF CAKE I GOT SNAKES AND FAIRIES AND WE ATE PIZZA AND SUSHI AND MADE A STUPID MOVIE AND MY PARENTS GAVE ME BEANS AND A NEW DISCMAN BUT IT WAS REALLY BEANS THAT COULD BE TRADED IN FOR SHOPPING IN VANCOUVER BUT I WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH BEANS ANYWAY BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE BEANS ANYWAY ALL MY FRIENDS I LOVE YOU YOU ROCK SO MUCH WE PLAYED WITH THIS ALIEN SPACE CRAFT AND IT WAS FUN LAWL AND THEN WE HAD A FIRE AND TALKED ABOUT VINCENTS massive PENIS AND WATCHED ADVENT CHILDREN AND TALKED ABOUT IT AGAIN AND I GAVE EVERYBODY MY TUB OF LUBE WHICH WAS REALLY JUST VASELINE SO IT WAS OK BUT I HAD CHAPPED LIPS AND THEY WERE SORE SO I REALLY HAD TO USE THE TUB OF LUBE AND SARAH AND I MADE SANDWICHES AND KATRINA AND I WATCHED AMV AND COOORRRRN AND THATS DIRTY BECAUSE KATRINA IS A BAD PERSON ON THE INSIDE AND WE ATE LOTS OF CHIPS TOO MUCH CHIPS AND THEN THE NEXT DAY HEATHER AND SHANNON AND I PLAYED SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE AND DICK AND HUMP DESTROYED TWAT AND VICE VERSA AND THEN TWAT GREW REALLY BIG AND THEN THEY WENT HOME AND I ATE CAKE AND TOOK A NAP AND THEN ONE OF MY many CATS HAD KITTENS UNDER THE BARN AND I WAS ALL OMG KITTENS YO AND I KNOW I'LL SEE SEM SOON CAUSE I LOVE KITTENS AND THEN ON MONDAY I SLEPT IN CAUSE I WAS TIRED RIGHT AND THEN ON TUESDAY I WENT TO SCHOOL AND NOTHING HAPPENED AND THEN ON WEDNESDAY JACQUIES PRESENT CAME AND IT WAS SOLID SNAKE AND I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT ITS SOLID SNAKE OMG I LOVE SOLID SNAKE AND I PLAYED WITH HIM ALL DAY.
THE END.
By Brittany.
LAST SATURDAY I HAD A BIRTHDAY PARTY IT WAS AWESOME WE ALL ATE A LOT OF CAKE I GOT SNAKES AND FAIRIES AND WE ATE PIZZA AND SUSHI AND MADE A STUPID MOVIE AND MY PARENTS GAVE ME BEANS AND A NEW DISCMAN BUT IT WAS REALLY BEANS THAT COULD BE TRADED IN FOR SHOPPING IN VANCOUVER BUT I WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH BEANS ANYWAY BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE BEANS ANYWAY ALL MY FRIENDS I LOVE YOU YOU ROCK SO MUCH WE PLAYED WITH THIS ALIEN SPACE CRAFT AND IT WAS FUN LAWL AND THEN WE HAD A FIRE AND TALKED ABOUT VINCENTS massive PENIS AND WATCHED ADVENT CHILDREN AND TALKED ABOUT IT AGAIN AND I GAVE EVERYBODY MY TUB OF LUBE WHICH WAS REALLY JUST VASELINE SO IT WAS OK BUT I HAD CHAPPED LIPS AND THEY WERE SORE SO I REALLY HAD TO USE THE TUB OF LUBE AND SARAH AND I MADE SANDWICHES AND KATRINA AND I WATCHED AMV AND COOORRRRN AND THATS DIRTY BECAUSE KATRINA IS A BAD PERSON ON THE INSIDE AND WE ATE LOTS OF CHIPS TOO MUCH CHIPS AND THEN THE NEXT DAY HEATHER AND SHANNON AND I PLAYED SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE AND DICK AND HUMP DESTROYED TWAT AND VICE VERSA AND THEN TWAT GREW REALLY BIG AND THEN THEY WENT HOME AND I ATE CAKE AND TOOK A NAP AND THEN ONE OF MY many CATS HAD KITTENS UNDER THE BARN AND I WAS ALL OMG KITTENS YO AND I KNOW I'LL SEE SEM SOON CAUSE I LOVE KITTENS AND THEN ON MONDAY I SLEPT IN CAUSE I WAS TIRED RIGHT AND THEN ON TUESDAY I WENT TO SCHOOL AND NOTHING HAPPENED AND THEN ON WEDNESDAY JACQUIES PRESENT CAME AND IT WAS SOLID SNAKE AND I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT ITS SOLID SNAKE OMG I LOVE SOLID SNAKE AND I PLAYED WITH HIM ALL DAY.
THE END.
By Brittany.