OH!YAY!!!!!!
Yes, mindless spam, sorry but....
I went shopping and now fit a B cup!!!!!!!!
Okay, yes I know, a bit odd, but my mom is a double I, I as in nine letters into the alphabet. NINE!!!!!
And I've always been small. But I've been growing some, gah, I guess late is better than never, which I get to blame on grandma who didn't finish growing untill her twenties. So maybe their is still hope for me!!!!
LOL, in celebration my friend and I have named them! The left one is Jezebel, and the right is Epiphany!!!!
Yay!
LOL, on another note, I'm still not sure if I want to shag or maimswitchknife. Here is why: Do It Yourself
Let the little conversation we had speak for itself.
Me:I hate you.
Do you know what I do as a part time job on the weekends?
I paint houses. Oh, you may have just lost me a job if I can't stop having my eyes glaze over every time I pick up a brush.
I'm not sure weather to smack you of have your children.
It was just that good.
Switchknife:I paint houses.
*chokes*
Oh, dear, I'm so sorry. Really.
*holds back laughter*
Some smacking might indeed be in order. I welcome it. Children, on the other hand...
Thanks so much for reviewing! And best of luck with your work. ;) Make sure to put those brushes to good use, now...
Me: Gah! *sniff* their's not even any hot guys on the crew to put this scenario to use in my head.
Oh, grrr *is frustrated* I need to relieve some... stress... where's my work bag?
Switchknife: wheres my work bag?
Indeed. In times of stress, you can always depend on yourself. And your paintbrush. Cherish your paintbrush. Your paintbrush is your friend.
Now this was about a week ago. I'm still alive, bearly. Work is...interesting.
Now, some recs. Yes, I know I havn't been very active here, but I thought maybe I should get some RL in before school starts and I have no more free time. (Ack and what a time it's been, my best friend's mom, who is like a second mother to me is going through a divorce and I helped move them last weekend and been providing moral support to all those that need it.)
Ah, yes, Recs.
Titles Suck --my title muse is in bermuda having a romantic tryst without me.
Author: ctrinity
Pairing: Snape/Draco obviously.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3632
Summary: For challenge 33. Snape agrees to train Draco in Occlumency.
Yummy, sex, occulmacy, Draco, Severus. What more could a girl ask for? There is yummy wannabe manipulation, Severus attempts to teach Draco a lesson, but gets a bit caught up in it himself.
In the Wee Hours
Author:camillabloom
Disclaimer: I'm all theirs.
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Sirius/Draco/Harry
Warnings: non-con, bondage, blood-play, threesome (On the iibnf save-the-children scale: For his own good, boy scout skills, traditional healing methods & interhouse socializing)
Words: 2300
Summary: Harry spies on his godfather, and thinks that where there is enough for one, there's surely enough for two. (Or: How to have your Draco, and eat him too)
Notes: For the pornish_pixies threesomes challenge.
Oh, GUH!!! Draco loves Sirius' touch, and Harry watches, and decides he want a peice of Draco too... yum.
Birthday Boy
Rating NC 17
Pairing: Remus/Harry
Author:ceris
Yummy Birthday sex.
The Tutoring Session
Pairing, er, Threeing: Bill/Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Author: marksykins
Summary: Let's let the fic speak for itself, shall we? "'What I'm suggesting is you...and me...and him...together.' Both Bill and Harry focused on the stage, as the dancing stranger seductively licked the bass player from chin to ear."
Warnings: smut, boys in makeup, threesome, smut, Harry in red vinyl, Draco in mesh, in-control!Bill, smut. Did I mention smut?
Oh my... GUH! *fans self* Harry in red skin tight... thigh high boots, make up, Bill Weasly, in a similar situation, and then Draco... GUH! Hot and... hot
Independent Research
Author: Sinope
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Tom/Severus
Oh, my GOD!!! Tom has a simple deal with Severus, knowledge in exchange for sex. Severus is so eagar to learn. Oh it was all for knowledge. It's heartbreaking and oh, god this could very well be canon as far as I'm concerned.
In Sickness
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Author:luckykitty
Warning: Vore (fetish involving biting and or eating. This gets a bit cannibalistic), dark, creepy
OH.. Hmm, I'm not sure if i get more worked up about my recs as i go on, or if the stories that are better are always near the end of the list, but I'm practically bouncing here! This is... I didn't know what vore was before this fic. What a poor soul i was. Severus has dreams of being eaten and wakes up hard. Remus' inner wolf likes to bite things, people. *shudders* I think I'm more of a sick fuck than I thought.
In the Middle
Sequel to: Ambushed
Author: switchknife
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sirius/Harry/James
Summary: Sometimes, being in the middle isn't so bad.
Warnings: Incest, threesome, possible chan and/or coercion, voyeurism and dirty talk.
Length: Approximately 3400 words.
Notes: Dedicated to glockgal (as inspired by her art), and spurred on by icarusinwax.
It's switchknife, need i say more? Yes, i admit, I kind of idolize the almighty switch. Is that so wrong? But to the fic, hot.... hot, and so is the two or so pieces of art that have been dedicated to it. Threesome. Hotness.
Sweet, But Not Nourishing
Author: GMTH
Pairing: Lucius/Severus
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Severus turns to Lucius for help, and finds more than he bargained for.
Lucius's legs were trembling around his flanks, and the timbre of his moans deepened as his hips flexed and arched. Severus sucked and licked until he was certain one more flick of his tongue was all Lucius needed to plunge into climax, and then released Lucius's cock and sat back on his heels.
Well off to bed with me.
I went shopping and now fit a B cup!!!!!!!!
Okay, yes I know, a bit odd, but my mom is a double I, I as in nine letters into the alphabet. NINE!!!!!
And I've always been small. But I've been growing some, gah, I guess late is better than never, which I get to blame on grandma who didn't finish growing untill her twenties. So maybe their is still hope for me!!!!
LOL, in celebration my friend and I have named them! The left one is Jezebel, and the right is Epiphany!!!!
Yay!
LOL, on another note, I'm still not sure if I want to shag or maimswitchknife. Here is why: Do It Yourself
Let the little conversation we had speak for itself.
Me:I hate you.
Do you know what I do as a part time job on the weekends?
I paint houses. Oh, you may have just lost me a job if I can't stop having my eyes glaze over every time I pick up a brush.
I'm not sure weather to smack you of have your children.
It was just that good.
Switchknife:I paint houses.
*chokes*
Oh, dear, I'm so sorry. Really.
*holds back laughter*
Some smacking might indeed be in order. I welcome it. Children, on the other hand...
Thanks so much for reviewing! And best of luck with your work. ;) Make sure to put those brushes to good use, now...
Me: Gah! *sniff* their's not even any hot guys on the crew to put this scenario to use in my head.
Oh, grrr *is frustrated* I need to relieve some... stress... where's my work bag?
Switchknife: wheres my work bag?
Indeed. In times of stress, you can always depend on yourself. And your paintbrush. Cherish your paintbrush. Your paintbrush is your friend.
Now this was about a week ago. I'm still alive, bearly. Work is...interesting.
Now, some recs. Yes, I know I havn't been very active here, but I thought maybe I should get some RL in before school starts and I have no more free time. (Ack and what a time it's been, my best friend's mom, who is like a second mother to me is going through a divorce and I helped move them last weekend and been providing moral support to all those that need it.)
Ah, yes, Recs.
Titles Suck --my title muse is in bermuda having a romantic tryst without me.
Author: ctrinity
Pairing: Snape/Draco obviously.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3632
Summary: For challenge 33. Snape agrees to train Draco in Occlumency.
Yummy, sex, occulmacy, Draco, Severus. What more could a girl ask for? There is yummy wannabe manipulation, Severus attempts to teach Draco a lesson, but gets a bit caught up in it himself.
In the Wee Hours
Author:camillabloom
Disclaimer: I'm all theirs.
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Sirius/Draco/Harry
Warnings: non-con, bondage, blood-play, threesome (On the iibnf save-the-children scale: For his own good, boy scout skills, traditional healing methods & interhouse socializing)
Words: 2300
Summary: Harry spies on his godfather, and thinks that where there is enough for one, there's surely enough for two. (Or: How to have your Draco, and eat him too)
Notes: For the pornish_pixies threesomes challenge.
Oh, GUH!!! Draco loves Sirius' touch, and Harry watches, and decides he want a peice of Draco too... yum.
Birthday Boy
Rating NC 17
Pairing: Remus/Harry
Author:ceris
Yummy Birthday sex.
The Tutoring Session
Pairing, er, Threeing: Bill/Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Author: marksykins
Summary: Let's let the fic speak for itself, shall we? "'What I'm suggesting is you...and me...and him...together.' Both Bill and Harry focused on the stage, as the dancing stranger seductively licked the bass player from chin to ear."
Warnings: smut, boys in makeup, threesome, smut, Harry in red vinyl, Draco in mesh, in-control!Bill, smut. Did I mention smut?
Oh my... GUH! *fans self* Harry in red skin tight... thigh high boots, make up, Bill Weasly, in a similar situation, and then Draco... GUH! Hot and... hot
Independent Research
Author: Sinope
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Tom/Severus
Oh, my GOD!!! Tom has a simple deal with Severus, knowledge in exchange for sex. Severus is so eagar to learn. Oh it was all for knowledge. It's heartbreaking and oh, god this could very well be canon as far as I'm concerned.
In Sickness
Pairing: Remus/Severus
Author:luckykitty
Warning: Vore (fetish involving biting and or eating. This gets a bit cannibalistic), dark, creepy
OH.. Hmm, I'm not sure if i get more worked up about my recs as i go on, or if the stories that are better are always near the end of the list, but I'm practically bouncing here! This is... I didn't know what vore was before this fic. What a poor soul i was. Severus has dreams of being eaten and wakes up hard. Remus' inner wolf likes to bite things, people. *shudders* I think I'm more of a sick fuck than I thought.
In the Middle
Sequel to: Ambushed
Author: switchknife
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sirius/Harry/James
Summary: Sometimes, being in the middle isn't so bad.
Warnings: Incest, threesome, possible chan and/or coercion, voyeurism and dirty talk.
Length: Approximately 3400 words.
Notes: Dedicated to glockgal (as inspired by her art), and spurred on by icarusinwax.
It's switchknife, need i say more? Yes, i admit, I kind of idolize the almighty switch. Is that so wrong? But to the fic, hot.... hot, and so is the two or so pieces of art that have been dedicated to it. Threesome. Hotness.
Sweet, But Not Nourishing
Author: GMTH
Pairing: Lucius/Severus
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Severus turns to Lucius for help, and finds more than he bargained for.
Lucius's legs were trembling around his flanks, and the timbre of his moans deepened as his hips flexed and arched. Severus sucked and licked until he was certain one more flick of his tongue was all Lucius needed to plunge into climax, and then released Lucius's cock and sat back on his heels.
Well off to bed with me.