We rejoin our intrepid Triad (that's fun not only to type, but to say; give it a try, eh?) as they wake on their last day on the island. Note I did not say their last day in paradise; every day is paradise for us ( Read more... )

We here at Long Stories That Probably Bore Everyone But The Tellers, Inc™ are proud to welcome you back to the third installment of our intrepid Triad's honeymoon ( Read more... )

Welcome back to the Triad Hawaii Honeymoon Casebook (which is, as everyone knows, way more exciting than an Adventure)! I'm your host (and in some cases, (cases, get it?) your guest host), Kyeli ( Read more... )

Hello and welcome to the long and detailed story of our Hawaiian Honeymoon!

My name is Kyeli (your charming guest hostess), and I'll be your hostess for the duration of the story. Settle in and relax; we will be breaking our story up in two-day chunks and have added some pictures to help you better enjoy your stay.

( Day One, Saturday )

(taken from ubiquity)

Burn my skin, sting my eye,
Make my moped stall and die.
Bitch about the parking fee,
But you can't take the beach from me!

To the tune of the 'Firefly' theme song

Take my flight, take my bed,
Make me mad 'til I see red,
I don't care--I'm still free.
You can't take the beach from me.

Make me race for my room,
Make me cry out, 'HONEYDOOM!'
Have to use the tub to pee,
But you can't take the beach from me.