Oh heck, why not?
PSYCHOANALYSE YOURSELF!
Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating!)
1) You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
With the woods, of course. :) You know, trees, wind, bugs, plants, moss, birds, mammals, etc.
2) You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A bird of some sort.
3) What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
It goes about its business and I enjoy the experience of seeing it.
4) You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it.
I don't have a dream house, so there's nothing to describe. It's an empty clearing!
5) Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Nopers.
6) You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on and around it?
OK, let's imagine I've set up an eating space in the clearing. I see a stripey picnic blanket draped over a large flat stone, and there are some cups and some wooden bowls with nummy things in them. Possibly some pillows or blankets about for lounging, and maybe a book or two.
7 You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
A metal goblet. No idea why that came to mind.
8) What do you do with the cup?
Examine it curiously, wondering why it is there.
9) You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?
A large creek, recently rain-swollen and flowing briskly.
10) How will you cross the water?
Honestly, there's not many ways across a rain-swollen creek but to wade on through at a narrow point.
Well, let's see what this amazing oracle reveals, eh? ;)
Here are the answers.
1) The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
Hehehe, that works for me. :)
2) The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in
Is it, now? That's heartening.
3) The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
Iiiinteresting.
4) The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
Oh, snap! Guess it sucks to be me.
5) A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
Hmm.
6) If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
Interesting thought. Guess I'm in the clear, there.
7) The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
Metal will dent but is pretty darn strong. Works for me.
8) Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude.
Curiosity, eh?
9) The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
Hehehe... I said 'swollen'.
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
Appropriate, then. :)
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Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating!)
1) You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
With the woods, of course. :) You know, trees, wind, bugs, plants, moss, birds, mammals, etc.
2) You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A bird of some sort.
3) What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
It goes about its business and I enjoy the experience of seeing it.
4) You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it.
I don't have a dream house, so there's nothing to describe. It's an empty clearing!
5) Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Nopers.
6) You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on and around it?
OK, let's imagine I've set up an eating space in the clearing. I see a stripey picnic blanket draped over a large flat stone, and there are some cups and some wooden bowls with nummy things in them. Possibly some pillows or blankets about for lounging, and maybe a book or two.
7 You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
A metal goblet. No idea why that came to mind.
8) What do you do with the cup?
Examine it curiously, wondering why it is there.
9) You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?
A large creek, recently rain-swollen and flowing briskly.
10) How will you cross the water?
Honestly, there's not many ways across a rain-swollen creek but to wade on through at a narrow point.
Well, let's see what this amazing oracle reveals, eh? ;)
Here are the answers.
1) The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
Hehehe, that works for me. :)
2) The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in
Is it, now? That's heartening.
3) The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
Iiiinteresting.
4) The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
Oh, snap! Guess it sucks to be me.
5) A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
Hmm.
6) If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
Interesting thought. Guess I'm in the clear, there.
7) The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
Metal will dent but is pretty darn strong. Works for me.
8) Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude.
Curiosity, eh?
9) The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
Hehehe... I said 'swollen'.
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
Appropriate, then. :)
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