Perspective: I'm not a stripper yet.

[wynderful_life]

So, there's a new gentleman's club on Sheridan, for those interested. It's called Elysius or something, now hiring, where "fantasies come true". I feel incredibly sad for anyone seeking fantasy fulfillment at any location on N. Sheridan. "Hi mom, it's Brandy! Yeah, I just found a JOB! At Elysius... yeah, the orange building between the cremation

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[hewasnt_]

Thank you, for I am interested. Let me tell you though, Escapades is truly where it's at. "Elysius" has got a lot to live up to, because unless they have a pretty girl that will provide a chair dance right in front of me (off stage)then I will take my business elsewhere. and that's that.

and that overheard is almost ridiculous as....

a frog in a vice clamp.
Sincerely,
jakob.

[wynderful_life]

This weekend, I was promised 2 free lap dances at Escapades. I may take MY business to Elysius, as a consumer interested in the enterprising possibilities that only an independently-managed strip club can offer.

By the by, muselman, that frog and i have a long-standing history together; i'll thank you to step the fuck off. Opie.

m-u-s-e-l-m-a-n-n

[hewasnt_]

+n
kthx .

[hewasnt_]

and i am currently doubting your history with said froggy!

muselbarelyaman-

[wynderful_life]

A story

[hewasnt_]

ah, i see so clearly now.
sadly, i can empathize with Adam's online gaming endeavors.
but with PRIDE.