THE GALACTIC ENQUIRER - ISSUE FIVE

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Gentlebeings, we are proud to present you today with a special issue jam-packed with the best in investigative reporting.




Inside:

How to Keep a Twi'lek (courtesy of Senator Orn Free Taa)

Manhunting in the Jedi Order (featuring interviews with Jedi Aayla Secura, Padawan Ahsoka Tano, and Commander Ryn Orun)

Best-Dressed at the Opera (complete with holophotos of the attendees!)

A Day in the Life of the 501st (interviews with Captain Rex, Sergeant Coric, and more!)

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