I hate these people.

Nov 24, 2011 01:23

Dear men: STOP BEING TERRIFIED OF WOMEN OOPSING YOU! It's not that common, and there are steps you can take to keep form being oopsed.
1) vasectomy. this is pretty damned reliable, and!! it's reversible!
2) BRING YOUR OWN CONDOMS. I don't care if it feels better skin2skin, but if you refuse to wear condoms, then you are basically asking to get the girl knocked up. also, if your girl really is some kind of baby-rabid, conniving oopser, then she's not on any form of hormonal birth control. She may even be taking prenatal vitamins to make her extra-fertile or some shit.
3) if you cannot bring your own condoms, check hers for holes. Insist on putting on your own condom, and check the package for holes. it's pretty freakin obvious.
4) Don't have sex. The absolute MOST EFFECTIVE way to not get a bitch knocked up is to not fuck her. There are plenty of other pleasurable things, like oral sex...and for some people anal... but you don't need your penis in her vagina. You just don't.

....I think that about covers it.
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