Wylde Legacish Generation 9.2
So when we left off Aardvark had just died during Squirrel and Marie's wedding!
Looks like Dragon just figured out he's old enough to slap his mommy!
Too bad he's now old enough to be slapped back!
Oh yes, you're very scary!
Honey moon time!
That is so not cool Marie! He's not even hot!
See, Squirrel is a GOOD husband!
he is also a Zen Garden Mediation MASTA
Whilst searching for someone to teach them Thai Chi I found that Jades Hidden Retreat ALSO has a baby prison!
though clearly not as awesome as the camping baby prison
Squirrel does not like that Mr. Comb-Over Vacationie stole his look!
Marie: I'm totally hot. You are SO lucky to have married me!
Friggen family sims! They are like RABBITS!
I finally got the map to go visit the old man. Here is his crib.
Marie tried greeting him like 5 times. He didn't stop meditating until Squirrel poured some tea.
Must've been some good tea. He taught them the Dragon Legend. Which appeared to me to be about raping and pillaging.
Marie: Mmmm that Dragon Legend made me hot!
Squirrel: Me too! Raar!
Old Man: -watchwatch-
Old Man: the chef is a total bad
Squirrel: yeah, I'd tap that!
YAY Squirrel doesn't fail!
The next day the vacation ended. It was pretty boring, just them woohooing a lot.
Looks like they got home just in time! Here comes gen 10!
It is totally not as cute now that you're old!
This is the view from inside the wormrat cage. NOW you know why it's always trying to escape!
Bathroom cleaning party!
Of all the things my sims have learned on vacation, Tai Chi is the least annoying.
Squirrel: -stalkstalkstalk-
Marie: SMILESMILE GTFO!
Squirrel: Err ... darling? I think you have something on your face!
GENERATION 10 POP!
Marie: Which one did you marry again?
Only old people would get that excited about playing Bustin' Out
Maybe the reason you can't use the toilet is not Marie, but perhaps, BECAUSE IT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL!
Please tell me you aren't washing the walls! That's OCD even for you!
OMFG You guys HAVE a room!
The dirty jokes will never end!
Koala: Isn't it so awesome without any toys or smelly kids in this house! I hope there are never anymore kids!
Marie: ...
Family Sims.
Trent and Marie have 3 bolts -headdesk-
Koala puts out ads for people wanting to give her a pearl necklace
She wont even charge!
Squirrel: Everyone! I'm home! Come outside and tell me how awesome I am!
He finally got a job in Law Enforcement.
Koala: The he asked if I'd dress up as a school girl ...
Trent: ZzzzzzZZZ
Don't look so shocked! You and Squirrel could probably write your own sex book!
Seriously Trent, it's creepy!
Go tell dirty jokes somewhere else!
Look what you did!
... WHAT?
Meet the twins. Lemur and Meerkat.
As of this point, according to the rules, I have OFFICIALLY completed the Legacy Challenge. This is a first for me. I'm proud!
You guys are setting an awesome example!
Very smooth Trent, maybe if you face away from her no one will notice.
Ass! Don't Gossip about Aardvark!
I know that sometimes I'm so excited for the mail I thrust myself right through the door! Don't you?
Of course Gretchen! Just let yourself in!
Ok Trent, you can stop anytime!
Trent: Good job on being a hottie!
CREPER!
Koala: teehee -fartsonmaid-
Maid: Man, I can't believe I hit that!
Guess what time it is!
BIRTHDAY TIME!
First up is Meerkat, she looks a lot like Marie
Next is Lemur. I think she's a Koala clone.
While the girls have the same coloring, they are definitely not identical.
Lemur is content to just sit and play with her feet
Meerkat has to whine like a little brat.
... nvm about Lemur being sweet. They are both brats.
I guess squirrel things pregnant is sexy!
You only like her because she looks like Marie!
Meerkat: Mommy! Love me!
Marie: I'd love to darling, but I have to go have sex with your father for the 80th time today.
(btw, this most recent pregnancy was not planned)
Koala made it to the top of the gamer career, she didn't want to or anything. Just sort of happened.
I'm glad you're talking about the children, but maybe sit closer next time?
Not sure toddler leg is good for fetus' but whatev.
Nother baby time!
Unfortunately ... I don't seem to have a picture of him. His name is Wolf though. Same coloring as the girls.
Ok guys, you are taking it a little far!
Uhm Lemur, I think mommy and daddy are busy right now
Well ... it's nice you can all bond afterwards.
Nother birthday!
I tried forever to get them to hug for a nice picture, but they weren't having it.
So here's Lemur
and this is Meerkat. She wouldn't stop making faces!
She's all :D:D Because she decided to skip school.
The ones who decided it was good to to work and school celebrate by playing chess and talking about how awesome they are.
Oh there he is! Meet Wolf!
The girls prepare for a life as slash writers.
Why can't I have a nice sweet toddler?
Well Squirrel, that's what you get for trying to shower when she had to pee!
I made sure her crazy ass got on the bus!
Despite his 10 nice points, Wolf has some anger management issues.
Seriously, that little truck is his enemy.
Oops.
He came back fine, just pregnant and emo.
Don't worry. Marie cheered him up
(if photobucket deletes this, it's a picture of nakey time!)
Meerkat may not be good at school but ...
She brings home cute boys!
Lemur: MOM! MOOOOOMMMMMMMM
Trent: shhhh your mother is sleeping! -stalkstalk-
Meerkat: My great great grandpa was a total hottie!
weird little boy: oh yeah, he was HOT!
Wolf became a real boy!
Too bad his face is slightly monkeyish.
Looks like Lemur is a masochist in training!
Fucking Koala gave everyone a cold!
Well ... at least she covers her mouth!
Meerkat: Guess what? Dad totally made sweet sweet love with an alien?
Wolf: Really? PLUSPLUS
Yep, really.
I wouldn't do that. He has 10 neat points and like 2 playful.
told you!
Trent: oh shit
Good thing Squirrel is clueless!
Marie seems totally ok with the Alien baby growing in her husband.
Jesus! Why does this always happen to me!
Just Koala being crazy.
That can is awfully big! You sure it's not full of poison?
I give up!
Hey everyone! The Wyldes are coming to an end. Only maybe 1 or 2 more updates. Just letting everyone know that my new legacy (my regular one and the one for the founder challenge over at legacy_writers will be housed at my new journal simnels. Feel free to friend that journal as well, since soon I will be switching over to it.
thanks for reading!