Wylde Legacish 7 point 4
So as many of you guessed the social worker was there to drop off the new edition.
Everyone meet BJ Wylde. who will forever be known as blow job.
Not even another child could make Mari stop the rock.
blow job BJ: are you my new mommy?
Marielle: whoa whoa whoa I don't even like my own kids calling me that.
BJ: ... but mommy ...
Marielle: LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
Way to go Marielle! I bet he wants to go BACK to the orphanage now.
Or a sunny vacation destination! Well too bad kid! You're stuck.
Don't let Marielle see you bending your arm like that, she'll sell you to the circus.
Koala comes home from school, all smiles and giggles.
and brings home THE SCARIEST LITTLE GIRL EVER!
do any of you watch/read Bleach? She reminds me a little of Gin only less awesome.
Koala: hey new brother! Lets play cops and robbers!
BJ: oooh no. I heard about you! You're the little girl that likes to kick people in the head!
bet he's wishing he was in Baby Prison right now.
Why do my sims feel the urge to bring the scariest fucking people home?
AWAY WITH YOU OTTOMAS!
Hey look. It's shark's birthday remember him? BJ seems less than thrilled with this new development.
I still can't decide if he's cute or not.
Marielle: Congrats on having a shitty wedding party!
Aardvark: didn't we adopt a kid today?
Aardvark gets +12 awesome points for kind of remembering he has children.
I dunno ... I think they could pass as brothers.
Dove: what? I you want me to make the bed? That sucks!
it would suck if I had told her to do it. She autonomously made the bed, but made sure to bitch at me first.
She has a better relationship with Koala, but still decides to tuck shark in. If they keep this up Koala is going to get some kind of complex.
Yep, that's a boy she met on the internet.
That's it BJ! Push Drug Addict girl in front of a bus! That'll teach her!
CreepMaster: hey little boy want to live in my basement go to private school?
Head master does not approve of teenage drinking!
(he let them in anyways, after getting +10 points for having a drink himself!)
Listen BJ, if you turn into an Emo, I'll sell you to the circus myself.
Shark is officially under homo-suspicion
NERD ALERT!
UR DOING IT WRONG
Mari: Listen, I'll hit you with this controller! Don't think I wont!
Dove: Bring it on you old hag!
video games are serious business.
I think he's trying to prove he doesn't belong in this family.
Hey aardvark, here's some advice. Don't gossip about your wife when she's six feet away!
Nother birthday. Koala this time. Creeper over there looks a little too excited.
actually ... she's very pretty!
She rolled Romance with a LTW of Have 20 Simultaneous Lovers
Her turn ons are blond hair and Hard Workers. Her turn off is Hats
Anyone notice the family resemblance?
Koala thinks watching her parents play grab ass is awesome!
ok Koala, you can stop watching at any time.
And then they preform the super mature act of gossiping about their daughter, in front of the other one.
Don't worry though, Dove and Koala are BFF
Dove: I'm glad you were born!
Koala: ... :D?
Koala has some head issues. I blame it on Marielle's drinking.
There's no such thing as a 'friendly' game of anything in Koala's world.
Koala: Come on! Just TRY and hit me!
just back away slowly dove and no one will get hurt ... again.
Stop with the head thing already!
I'm pretty sure teenage townies only come over cause they heard there's free booze.
Is it me ... or is that girl really manly?
Koala attempted to make her look a little more female.
Shim:I'm way to hawt to hang out with you now! Later ho!
Shark: Good job getting an A+ in school!
Koala: Oh yeah? I also got an A+ in this -farts all over brothers plate-
you are an awesome big sister!
Koala: WOOO YOU PLAY CHESS! GO SHARK GO!
I don't think that'll make him forgive you.
Remember creeper? He was on the lot for like TWO DAYS! He sat at the bubble bong the whole time! I didn't even realize he was there until he left!
OMG STOP! You're going to scare off the villagers!
Everyone in the house plays with that robot now everyday, so it's constantly broken. I can only think this is Aardvark's DNA at work.
I've decided BJ isn't confused, he's just a very deep thinker.
Unlike some people we know.
Captain Jack: Woof Woof Woof!
(roughly translated that means: Stop acting like an asshole and get inside and fill my food dish woman!)
Guess they didn't have as deep a bond as Marielle thought.
Last person I'd call to fix my computer, all I'm saying.
This is why! She can fix a high tech piece of machinery, but lounging on a bench baffles her.
Despite having little to no brains, Dove becomes an overacheiver.
So did Koala, three days faster than her sister. Because you know, she's a bitch.
Koala: Hey! Want to be best friends forever and ever??????
Ottomas Spawn: Hell naw shorty! I only like me some ugly grls!
well you know what Ottomas? GTFO!
Dove still has a booming Myspace career.
Aardvark:So ... when are you going to die and leave me money?
Marielle: Oh yeah! I ... wait ... what?
Marielle: Note to self. Never have sex again.
they were having some sort of bathroom party, idk.
Dove: So then, the boy takes his 'rocket' and puts it in the girls 'landing bay'
Apparently Dove giving a sex ed talk isn't going to stop Mari from showering.
Shark: What if ... What if the landing bay is full of big scary brain eating aliens?
Shark: and then they try to attack the boys rocket so he has to fly it away REAL FAST!
Dove: ... good talk.
'nother note. Marielle walked around naked for a little bit after that.
BJ tried to sell lemonade like his sister, but he only attracted creepy men.
Hallo there Leopard!
I sent the girls downtown for new clothes and some fun, but first Dove had to tell me she couldn't find the the car RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER.
Nows about the time you walk away and pretend you don't know her.
Dove is a smustling queen! Look at that townie check out her mad skill.
Koala on the other hand ...
Koala: So I'm almost legal now, wanna check out my bust?
Purple Dress Townie: just say no to jaibait!
Guess purple dress townie's woman didn't appreciate Koala propositioning her with some underage booty.
Too bad Koala doesn't but up with anyone's shit!
that's a pretty face.
I'm confused about why you're always in your underwear too, but I suppose it's a step up from walking around buck naked.
Dove wanted her first kiss, so I had her call over one of her internet boyfriends.
OMG Teenage Ben Long!
Teenage Ben Long: Baby, when I die, you can have all my money.
Dove: Lets make out!
Of course miss. I want my first kiss right NOW made this face when I actually told her to kiss him.
She did it anyways.
Since the only people who actually want to talk to her are legally related to her, Koala has turned to smut.
BJ: Daddy ... daddy! .... DDDDAAAADDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYY!
Aardvark: If I stand real still maybe he'll forget I'm here!
that's it, I'm taking away your awesome points.
Dove: Just so you know, I'm not into any of that kinky stuff!
Dove: but spanking is totally ok!
Teenage Ben Long: great success!
You know Koala, you might have more friends if you stopped doing that.
10 points to Dove though for being both shocked AND lazy.
seriously koala! knock it off!
Dove: so this guy on my myspace page said he'd TOTALLY buy us beer!
Dove: He just said I have to play doctor with him first!
Koala: free beer? you should totally do it!
Have you already forgotten that your parents supply all the teens of Riverblossom Whatsit with booze? ... Speaking of your parents, where are they?
Why am I not suprised?
I was going to make a smutty harry potter joke, but I just can't.
Between Dove and Koala there are approximately 5,769,376,636,978,467 Dirty Jokes told a DAY.
This would be a lot more impressive if she had clothes on. Just saying.
Just in case you were wondering. Koala and the tree are still BFF.
There was no one out there with her. She was talking to the TREE
Aardvark and Mari are getting dangerously close to elderhood, so I gave them some more age appropriate clothing. Not that Mari will wear it.
Not to be upstaged by her sister, Koala called over the matchmaker hag to find some love.
FAIL
SUPER FAIL
Fug Vacationie: OMG your boobs are AWESOME!
Too bad he doesn't think she has the personality to match.
Not that I can really blame him.
Fail #1 is back with a little present for Koala.
This was the most obvious thing to do right? Everyone puts out flaming bags of Poo with their bare feet.
Dove: so you know ... if you DIED then I'd get to be heir!
BJ: Hello! I'm trying to watch Ninja Warrior here!
Too bad! It's your birthday shawtie!
Marielle just remembered he lives there.
Marielle: mmmmm I'd like to break me off a peice of that!
wylde_sims: ..... D:
BJ is still totally a deep thinker.
He rolled Fortune, I forget his stats though.
Koala shows Aardvark her GAME FACE!
And we'll end with Dove thinking how awesome she is as I send her happy ass off to college!
Next update the rest of the kiddies will join her and Koala will officially be declared heir (like you didn't see that coming!). Also this is the last post I'm advertising on thesims2. It's not that I have anything against the community, because I don't. I just don't want to fill your friends page with 100 adverts for my story. From now on I'll only post advertisements at legacychallenge. Of course feel free to friend me you can stay up to date. If you have a sims journal let me know and I'll friend you back.
PPS. There are two sets of default eyes shown here. I was trying to find some I really liked. I think I'm going back to Lyran's though. I know they are a little cartoony but they aren't completly surrounded by weird blackness. And sims are ... SIMS they can be a little cartoony!
Ok! Thanks for reading!