THE GREATEST ADD I've EVER SEEN
A Once In A Lifetime Experience!!!!!!
"So You Want to Be A Hobo ?"
America’s 1st
Hobo Fantasy Camp
Have you ever woken up and wanted to say "screw it!" and give up all responsibility for just a week? Ever wondered what it was like to live like a hobo?
Here’s your chance!!
Come to
" Hobo Jungle Fantasy Camp"
for 1 week and change your life forever.
Live the life of a hobo for 1 week.
Ahhh ……………. Just imagine it !!
NO RESPONSIBILITY……
Come and sleep under the stars. Hang out at the campfire with the "Boys". Have a cold one anytime, anywhere you want. Sit on the dock of the bay and contemplate life. No one nagging you to mow the lawn, wash the car, take me out to dinner, do this, do that….NO ONE !!! People spend 1000’s and 1000’s to go sit in the mud at a health spa….Come sit in the mud with "the boys"…..The real mud ! Learn all you need to know about living life with no care in the world….
All you need to bring with you is a small backpack, 1 blanket, 2 pairs of sock, 1 jacket, the clothes on your back, 1 bottle of wine and some spare change in your pocket…everything else works itself out.
You can not bring: Credit Cards, Check Books, Debit Cards, Cell Phones, Laptops, Work, Food (maybe just some Jerky), Wives, Husbands, Children, Girlfriends, Boyfriends or a Bad Attitude !! (Guests can be negotiated.) Hide some money in your shoe for emergencies.
You can also bring: Your Dog and 1 Camera…..Nothing else !!
Everything you'll need to live like a hobo is here, no need to haul it. You'll eat, drink and be merry! When it comes down to it...you can bring anything you want, but is that what it's all about...It's about being a free spirit, living on the edge. You're not going to make REAL friends sitting by the pool at the Hilton. You WILL make real friends sitting on a log, by a fire, talking to real people about real life. Why pay $50,000 to go to Tibet to meet the yogi and learn about life...when life is right here? Become a tramp, be the real you !!
This is an opportunity of a lifetime. You will never get this chance again. Grab life by the horns and have the time of your life…live life on life’s terms for once in your life !!
Reporters and or writers are welcome to bid.
You are bidding on 1 week of living like a hobo, Guided by a Hobo Guide with 30 years experience. This is for slot 1 of 4, Only 4 will be available for this season.
All transportation to and from "Hobo Jungle Fantasy Camp" is your responsibility. Location is beautiful Portland, Maine…but if you prefer another location, we can negotiate terms, I am able to travel Nationwide.
Date of Fantasy Camp: September 2005. You pick the week.
Hobo Jungle Fantasy Camp...Where Dreams Come True..........
"So You Want to Be A Hobo ?"
America’s 1st
Hobo Fantasy Camp
Have you ever woken up and wanted to say "screw it!" and give up all responsibility for just a week? Ever wondered what it was like to live like a hobo?
Here’s your chance!!
Come to
" Hobo Jungle Fantasy Camp"
for 1 week and change your life forever.
Live the life of a hobo for 1 week.
Ahhh ……………. Just imagine it !!
NO RESPONSIBILITY……
Come and sleep under the stars. Hang out at the campfire with the "Boys". Have a cold one anytime, anywhere you want. Sit on the dock of the bay and contemplate life. No one nagging you to mow the lawn, wash the car, take me out to dinner, do this, do that….NO ONE !!! People spend 1000’s and 1000’s to go sit in the mud at a health spa….Come sit in the mud with "the boys"…..The real mud ! Learn all you need to know about living life with no care in the world….
All you need to bring with you is a small backpack, 1 blanket, 2 pairs of sock, 1 jacket, the clothes on your back, 1 bottle of wine and some spare change in your pocket…everything else works itself out.
You can not bring: Credit Cards, Check Books, Debit Cards, Cell Phones, Laptops, Work, Food (maybe just some Jerky), Wives, Husbands, Children, Girlfriends, Boyfriends or a Bad Attitude !! (Guests can be negotiated.) Hide some money in your shoe for emergencies.
You can also bring: Your Dog and 1 Camera…..Nothing else !!
Everything you'll need to live like a hobo is here, no need to haul it. You'll eat, drink and be merry! When it comes down to it...you can bring anything you want, but is that what it's all about...It's about being a free spirit, living on the edge. You're not going to make REAL friends sitting by the pool at the Hilton. You WILL make real friends sitting on a log, by a fire, talking to real people about real life. Why pay $50,000 to go to Tibet to meet the yogi and learn about life...when life is right here? Become a tramp, be the real you !!
This is an opportunity of a lifetime. You will never get this chance again. Grab life by the horns and have the time of your life…live life on life’s terms for once in your life !!
Reporters and or writers are welcome to bid.
You are bidding on 1 week of living like a hobo, Guided by a Hobo Guide with 30 years experience. This is for slot 1 of 4, Only 4 will be available for this season.
All transportation to and from "Hobo Jungle Fantasy Camp" is your responsibility. Location is beautiful Portland, Maine…but if you prefer another location, we can negotiate terms, I am able to travel Nationwide.
Date of Fantasy Camp: September 2005. You pick the week.
Hobo Jungle Fantasy Camp...Where Dreams Come True..........