4 Stories Up In The High Rise Of Insanity
So I got kicked out of my perfect dorm room...yeah my "roomates" didnt put my name down on their housing forms so I got ousted and put into a single.
I was pretty pissed about it but now I'm looking at the upside of the situation. Now that I live in a single I can no longer make these statements...
1) Why is there sand in the shower? We live in the heart of NYC, where did you find sand?
2) Sorry we cant go back to my room cause my roomate is doing something or someone.
3) Who ate my ice cream!?
4) Oh thats ok...A Bag of Doritos is great, crumbled and scattered all over the floor!
5) Did you smoke in the room? I'll f*cking KILL YOU!!
6) We have dryers, you dont need to put all of your wet clothes on every piece of furniture we have.
7) I'm glad my shirt fit you...(dirty look)
8) Do we have to listen to Usher ALL day or just from 5am to 11pm ?
9) Hey, there's a whore at the door. I think its for you...
10) I'll refrain from brushing my teeth in the sink so I dont get toothpaste on my dishes you used and refuse to clean!!!
Anyway, this is gonna be the first time ever that I have my own room!
All my life I've shared a room with my brother and then in college I've had roomates. So now I'm solo! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh and if you read my last post I talked about a girl.
(smile)
That's all that needs to be said... :)
Well people I need to get back to doing nothing at work so....
Good Luck Exploring The Infinite Abyss
Nick
I was pretty pissed about it but now I'm looking at the upside of the situation. Now that I live in a single I can no longer make these statements...
1) Why is there sand in the shower? We live in the heart of NYC, where did you find sand?
2) Sorry we cant go back to my room cause my roomate is doing something or someone.
3) Who ate my ice cream!?
4) Oh thats ok...A Bag of Doritos is great, crumbled and scattered all over the floor!
5) Did you smoke in the room? I'll f*cking KILL YOU!!
6) We have dryers, you dont need to put all of your wet clothes on every piece of furniture we have.
7) I'm glad my shirt fit you...(dirty look)
8) Do we have to listen to Usher ALL day or just from 5am to 11pm ?
9) Hey, there's a whore at the door. I think its for you...
10) I'll refrain from brushing my teeth in the sink so I dont get toothpaste on my dishes you used and refuse to clean!!!
Anyway, this is gonna be the first time ever that I have my own room!
All my life I've shared a room with my brother and then in college I've had roomates. So now I'm solo! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh and if you read my last post I talked about a girl.
(smile)
That's all that needs to be said... :)
Well people I need to get back to doing nothing at work so....
Good Luck Exploring The Infinite Abyss
Nick