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[wybrows]

It's come to my attention that you people aren't drinking enough milk. I've heard "don't drink the milk" all too many times.

You know what's important in world peace? Milk. What's important in building highways? Milk. What's important in makin' sure I don't hurt ya? Drinkin' all your bloody milk.If this hasn't improved by next week, I'll be sure

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[lovely_crane]

Hm? Oh, hello there!

May I help you?

[wybrows]

No, you can't help me. But you can help yourself.

Have you had your milk today?

[lovely_crane]

Milk? But I bought enough milk for the week.

[wybrows]

[ Be still her milk-pumping heart!! ]

Y... you did? Really? And you're gonna drink it all?

[lovely_crane]

I think so. I use it in cooking and my husband drinks it.

[wybrows]

I mean... of course. Everyone else in this town who won't drink it is just stupid. It's delicious and good for you.

[ Hands her a bottle of milk. ] Here's an extra in case you run out.

[lovely_crane]

Oh... well, thank you.

*She's wary of outside milk since all the rumors she's heard about milkmen... and milkwomen apparently*

[wybrows]

No problem.

Now drink it.

[lovely_crane]

What? You mean right now?

[wybrows]

Yeah. It's not like there's anything wrong with it. It's milk.

[lovely_crane]

But, I was going to put it away with the rest of my milk. I will be sure to use it.

[wybrows]

... When?

[lovely_crane]

When we finish up the other bottle in the icebox. I will make sure we drink it.