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[wybrows]

It's come to my attention that you people aren't drinking enough milk. I've heard "don't drink the milk" all too many times.

You know what's important in world peace? Milk. What's important in building highways? Milk. What's important in makin' sure I don't hurt ya? Drinkin' all your bloody milk.If this hasn't improved by next week, I'll be sure

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[a_gentle_boy]

. . . Yes? Can I help you, citizen?

[After a few moments, Lucas suddenly turns red and slams the door in Wy's face. It opens again a few minutes later.]

I mean, um. Hi, Wy! Can mild-mannered good ol' not at all suspicious me help you today?

[wybrows]

[ This is highly suspicious and she considers asking him about it.

But does it really matter as long as he drinks his milk? ]

As a mild-mannered, good kid, I assume you already drank all your milk today?

[a_gentle_boy]

. . . The poisoned kind?

[wybrows]

Don't insult the milk.

If you haven't, I happen to have some right here. [ Pulls some milk out of nowhere and hands it to him. ]

[a_gentle_boy]

I guess sometimes, it has tarantulas in it . . .

Is that from the store?

[wybrows]

Yup, bought it myself. For the good of the town, really.

Since apparently everyone thinks there's somethin' wrong with it. Idiots.

[a_gentle_boy]

Well, I do strongly support anyone trying to improve the health of the town as a su -- su . . . suburbian citizen.

As long as there's nothing wrong with it.

[wybrows]

Definitely not. Just look at the way the delicious liquid flows in the glistening bottle.

How could there be anything wrong with that?

[a_gentle_boy]

Hmm . . . Poison could flow in a glistening bottle, too. Just saying.