THE NOTES OF INSANITY!!!
$_call_center TRSHOOT
Name: $_NAME
PH#: $_PH
Issue: Customer can't surf.
Resolution: Customer complains of no RF. Customer states that house is haunted by three separate spirits; two kids and an older man; the kids are mostly mischevious, and chase her children around; however, the 800-lb man is intimidating. Customer suspects that the ghosts may be interfering with the RF. No signal in laundry room; nothing in kitchen; one bar in living area; $RF_tool score of 1 [ed.: out of ~50], high interference. Verified SQ&A; xferred to $field_tech_line.
Um.
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Name: $_NAME
PH#: $_PH
Issue: Customer can't surf.
Resolution: Customer complains of no RF. Customer states that house is haunted by three separate spirits; two kids and an older man; the kids are mostly mischevious, and chase her children around; however, the 800-lb man is intimidating. Customer suspects that the ghosts may be interfering with the RF. No signal in laundry room; nothing in kitchen; one bar in living area; $RF_tool score of 1 [ed.: out of ~50], high interference. Verified SQ&A; xferred to $field_tech_line.
Um.
[xposted to techsupport]